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[KibryHouse🏳️‍⚧️🐌🔜 RIPTIDE 🌊 @KibryHouse]

Eek!!! The zombies are on our lawn! How will i get enough sun to plant my defenses?!

The humble Sunflower:

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@Darktide40K Or I could res my teammates and set everything around them on fire

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

Dudes gonna end up being a damn door knob for the next 5000 years : (

#warhammer40000

[The Photoshop Guy @Photoshop_Gy]

attempting shutdown

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@hayasaka_aryan @Awk20000 Oh, this is why it’s on my feed lol.

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@JohnBummit @nataliahuzz I have not heard no u in probably ten years John

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@LocalBateman Guys.

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@kenzietuff Amish larp

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@CallMeCarsonYT @realDonaldTrump Did he?

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@TheRealAnders28 Is this the historic view or did we make this up like 40 years ago

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@printpaint6 @Zoomer_South Guess I’m a moderate?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

POV: you’re going to the Costco in Frisco, Texas

[LearningTheLaw ✝️ @Mangalawyer]

The absolute state of $60 Ubisoft remakes and enemy AI in 2026:

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@Helldivers_NOW Okay so I’m not the only one

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@BreTweetz Assimilate to what?

Would you not rather have four children over two?

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@GeorgiaPapist It’s Christ or nothing. No Larping paganism

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@Zoomer_South I took this quiz, it isn’t accurate at all lol

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@valorthodoxia Wdym Protestant