why drive when you can take the GO train? turning that hour-long commute into a two-hour trip will be the best three hours you’ve ever spent on a four-hour long train ride that lasts five or six hours
Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."
I can’t believe 2026 saw Canadians start out Canadian, get told by TikTok that we’re Chinese now, narrowly escape getting forced to become American, experience the Super Bowl reveal that we’re LATIN American, and now suddenly we’re European, what a year it’s been
Canada joining with the EU after breaking with the US is kind of like when women dump their shitty abusive boyfriends and have an insane glowup and show up to the next event with the hottest man you’ve ever seen