Tim Duffy

| Embedded Systems Engineer | Civic Hacker | Innovator | Husband | Father | Maker of | Opinions my own |

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens.

There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead.

Fuck this.

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[Monroe County Sheriff’s Office @monroesheriffny]

MISSING TEENAGER: MCSO is asking for our community’s help in locating missing teen Ayden Cuvelier, 14, of Parma. Ayden was last seen on 08/01 at 6 am wearing all black clothing & carrying a backpack. He is approx. 5' 4”, 120 lbs. Anyone with information is asked to call 911.

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

#CampLandsat 2022 is here!🏕

We’re celebrating 50 years of @NASA_Landsat Earth observation with a 5-week virtual camp.

Make a collage with #Landsat images, be a data detective & learn how Landsat data helps us understand land cover in a changing climate. https://t.co/ieCrfhO4fv

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

[Monroe County Sheriff’s Office @monroesheriffny]

MISSING PERSON: MCSO is asking for your help locating Ashton Jackson-Sheffield, 14 y/o, Penfield. He was last seen on 6/21 at 7:30am when he left his home for school. He is 5’7”, 130 lbs., wearing a black hoodie with“Penfield” on the front & blue jeans. Anyone w/ info call 911.

[Tim Duffy @arbiterofbits]

@HarryBBronson Is there a link where we can learn more about this program? Thanks.

[Rick @RwoltX]

Hi my names Rick.

Im an iOS software developer with an unusual background. I went to prison at 18. I was a senior in high school. I was involved in a street fight and stabbed a man who later died at the hospital. It was a horrible decision by a foolish teenager.

[Tom Lee @tjl]

TURBO TAX PAID FOR THIS COMMERCIAL WITH MONEY AMERICANS WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO SPEND IF CONGRESS PERMITTED THE IRS TO MAKE TAX PREPARATION LESS HORRIBLE EVEN THOUGH INTUIT WOULD DISLIKE IT

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[Tim Duffy @arbiterofbits]

@kenwheeler Yeah, man. I shoot for 150 - 180 oz a day. Just constantly pissing.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

That's going to look stupid in 60 million years

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[casey @varcharr]

“cd ..” takes you back a directory

today I learned that “cd -“ takes you back a directory and then lists the directory you’re in

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[West Seneca Police @wspolice]

Our friends at Home Depot on Ridge Rd wanted to let everyone know that they have 50 live Christmas Trees available, free of charge, in front of the Garden Center. They are first come first serve and available to everyone but Patriots fans. If you still need one, head on over.

[Tim Duffy @arbiterofbits]

@wxbywilliams @stephm61 The 2019 article for reference:

https://t.co/FEWuEXG8CJ

The language from the actual report: "... On average, an ambient temperature of 20°F resulted in a 12 percent decrease of
combined driving range and an 8 percent decrease of combined equivalent fuel
economy .."

[Ryan Stewart @stuboo]

I have the opportunity to design my office from scratch.

I’m asking women. How would you design/optimize a visit to the gynecologist’s office?

✅problems
✅frustrations
✅solutions

No detail is too small.

If I’ve ever had a tweet worthy of virality, it’s this one. 🙏🏼 RT.

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