arbdog

(she/her) Improvisor/karaoke fiend/dog mom/casual gamer. °•
twitch/youtube: arbdog °•

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What if wearing a mask... was as easy as wearing a mask?

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@sferenchak Im sorry what the fk

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I work in 4.75 hours should I just watch Netflix

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Ugh, what is this life.
Why is it 4am?
WHY am I AWAKE?
WHY AM I AWAKE & SHITTING AT 4AM????????

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Almond milk tastes like cardboard, don't @ me

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Pro tip:

Don't watch a "72 Dangerous Animals" documentary before you sleep.

That was one dream I did not need to have. 😞

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

If HBO’s The Last of Us’ apocalypse started in 2003, that means they never got to see Shrek 2 (2004). They may be surviving on that show, but are they really living if they haven’t seen Shrek 2?

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@BoredGamesJames True. He honestly hunts for shits and giggles

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Is Onyx the alien or the predator?

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why drive 5 minutes for food when i can order doordash for $80

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People who casually & independently start to nickname me arb.....

You're real ones 💯

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Mars really do be in retrograde rn smh

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Streaming in about 20 https://t.co/QZxR1ZzYGk

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Mannnnn I always forget not to go grocery shopping when I'm starving. Just spent 100 bucks on a bunch of salty snacks LOOOOOL

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Should I change Onyx' name to Egbert

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How am i doing? Honestly? I'm in bed at 9:24pm you do the math

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

To the hundreds (thousands?) of people that yelled “do a kickflip” today: my apologies; it was hard enough skating through the whole parade on my misaligned femur. Surgery is scheduled for next week to put it back in place 🤞🏽

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What's the right move when your body needs rest but your mind needs a vacation?

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Just saw some kids litter a Timbits box on my street so I picked it up and put it on the hood of their car after they went inside.

Petty? Yes.
Too far? Never.

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@albatorth841 Oh no lol. The last few have been weird honestly

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Oh shit Wakanda Forever is out already and I'm just sitting here ???