Arbitrage Teen

#Actionable #Insights for Tomorrow's Masters of the Universe

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Finally

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Fidelity is introducing teens to investing, letting them buy and sell stocks through no fee brokerage accounts without parental approval on every trade https://t.co/VqVVmHhIQ7

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Trump has made our portfolio great but now we can't get a date! SAD!

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

https://t.co/Eny6ji87gx

[Page Six @PageSix]

Eric Trump was heckled by teens while walking the streets of NYC https://t.co/kXI5kf1pSv

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Suitors tried to take, but First Data didn't want to shake (assets) off prior to IPO. https://t.co/mP4IzyGrN5

[Jay Antenen @jantenen]

First Data's assets lured suitors pre-IPO but they got rebuffed. Details @Dealreporter w/ @Bhavkaul @MadonnaDevotta $FDC $KKR

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

#squadgoals https://t.co/OzypLrWMCz

[Jay Antenen @jantenen]

Bain, Advent have teamed up to pursue Interactive Data. Story @Mergermarket with @YanaMorris1 @Bhavkaul

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Sad day for #arbitrageteens: http://t.co/Iab4KRxx2n #ethics #in #financial #journalism

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Who knew $250 million could go so quickly? #dadyourstillnotgettingthatdentfixedonthecivic

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Sad. We failed to secure Series F funding & can no longer pay weekly incentive bonuses, so have to shut down due to lack of motivation

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Look at this idiot who confused $cmcsa and $dis. https://t.co/ZMhOHlGr2i

[Jay Antenen @jantenen]

You expect at least three people to be eaten by dinosaurs in a Star Wars film but based on trailer doesn't seem much hope. #dupe

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

$SIRI debate: who was better? Mid career Eminem or early USD 0.50?

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Cruising in dad's bimmer listening to $SIRI Pop 2k station. #oldies #baller

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

RUSSIA'S NOVAK: $80 OIL DOESN'T DEMAND URGENT INTERVENTION TO PAY FOR ROAD TRIP FRIDAY:BBG

[Megan Durisin @megandurisin]

Oats fall to the lowest in two years: http://t.co/p2mAkHC5zF

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

JIM ROGERS: Here's why I've finally started investing in Teenastan http://t.co/XZ8XT69eCU

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Exclusive: @arbitrageteen2 said to consider bid for @RacketTeen, according to teens familiar with the matter. #BREAKING

[Racket Teen @RacketTeen]

For sale: website. Never launched

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Twitter is surveying #ArbitrageTeens to learn how to deliver #proprietary #insights faster for more #actionable #tradingstrategies

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Update 2: Dad didn't believe that FT opinion piece on debt forgiveness, says we still owe him for Civic dent, citing some Argentine court

[Arbitrage Teen @arbitrageteen2]

Twitter DM #fail highlights need to have #teens on your internal M&A team. #smarttake