Arbitrary Seal Lore

Teaching the world the dark truth of everyone's favorite pinnypeds...

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

seal can't just eat one fishey, Ya Gotta Have Two!

[princess sandy loam @smileforchuu]

o en. sma ill galumph for seal ... o n e big galump h for sealkind ..

[☆ 𝗟𝘆𝘀 @lysnthere]

‼️TOP 10 SCARIEST SEALS‼️

⚠️WARNING WEAK HEARTS⚠️

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@rainbowruff @_santanuki the mystery; Solvde

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

This 👇 is the Big Seal in the Sky: He eats cosmic Fisheys... May he Watch us and Keeps us safe!!!

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@SealDev2 i don't Truste

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@_santanuki @seal_rescue Ah! this conondrom has been Puzzling me for Years.... "Why does seal licks glass?" is there a "fishy Flavors" to the Walls....? the wurld may never Know.

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@ectoentropic hi jaron

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

um. was your groceries a Fishes Five? i think i know what happened... )He Ates Them)

[Nova @Nova_baggins]

Pressing the launch button, Wait a minute. That's just a seal

[Paps (•⩊• っ)3 @ParlyParnar]

fat bald baby

[Poopywoopy @PoopyWoopyGlub]

Yeah… me too man

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

Tubtacular!

[もっさん @moharuharu3]

目がぁあ
　おっきいアルくん

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@ectoentropic he Ok i promise

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

The Three Guys

[Arbitrary Seal Lore @arbitraryseal]

@ectoentropic well Uh. it's Three guys. They live in the Arctics and play games