Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?"
Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
This is insane…
An advanced Alzheimer’s patient just REGAINED her memory, speech, mobility, AND bladder control after a SINGLE dose of psilocybin.
There are NO Alzheimer’s drugs capable of doing anything CLOSE to this.
i can’t stop watching it
smith’s baffled expression
the way the staffer holds the poster up for 1 second
the “i think you’ve already perjured yourself” line
klobuchar with the hawkeyes reveal
Mike Vrabel deserves this, Patriots fans deserve this, Robert Kraft deserves this. I’m sorry it has to be you, Drake Maye, but the universe is correcting itself
The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void.
Gone forever.
Did Everyone Have Fun at the Gala?
I know you're struggling right now but we wanted you to know how much fun we had at the fancy dinner with our friends.
I know we said they are gouging you at the pump, getting massive contracts while we're in debt and lying to you, but we're poppin bottles!
In the clerb! Did you say swamp? What swamp?
We all had fun! Gala! Seeya in November!