Ashley Burbridge

If you truly do believe in something, somehow it all works out.

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

@LumberJake5150 I will except your mistake.

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

@LumberJake5150 It’s had a farewell tour before

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Everybody gets a gun but nobody gets bodily autonomy. America.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Rep. Katie Porter: ‘This is absurd. After *one* child died using a Peloton treadmill last year, the Consumer Product Safety Commission intervened & recalled the product. But when hundreds of children die using guns, there is no federal response!’

[Harriet Marsden is harriet1marsden on Threads @harriet1marsden]

I’m only 30 which means I’ve danced to Mr Brightside at weddings more times than I’ve ever had a pay rise

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

Yep.

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

Welp , Dr. K is on #ThisIsUs so I know the waterworks are coming

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Kimberly Givant @KimberlyGivant]

Ukraine's President Zelenskyy in his 2019 inauguration speech: "I would very much like for you to not have my portraits in your offices … Because a president is not an icon, nor an idol."

"Put there photographs of your children instead."

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

…if you don’t agree, you’re wrong…
Day drinking > night drinking

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

Best thing about having to sit in a hospital all night while waiting to pass a stone is now I have a hospital mug and straw.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Gotta play this in honor of Betty White all day today

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When in doubt. Be kind.

[Ashley Burbridge @arburby]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people show up somewhere at closing time when they had ALL DAY to come in. It’s fine, I didn’t want to leave on time or anything.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Would be cool to wake up one day and there’s just a huge, new, unexpected bit of incredibly good news.