coraline polachek

law and order prom queen candidate

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

hoop and ball just about as non-regulation as his secret call with trump

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

New Democrat manosphere achievement unlocked:

Daniel Lurie draining a jumper live on McAfee

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

there is another element of swatting that really makes you wonder why the swat teams aren't more discerning about what qualifies as a legitimate threat

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

or, alternatively, beach day, park day, fries and beer happy hour, move with partner first out of necessity and then for fun, $14 glass of wine, check bank account, $5 tecate, internet radio residency, tutor kids, walk up hill, walk down hill, long shorts, light makeup, repeat

[Hahnbee Lee @hahnbeelee]

so true @dakshgup

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

My agent in LA tells me that this is a big deal. HBO has acquired the rights to adapt my book into a scripted TV series. To maintain the artistic integrity of the work, I have signed on as executive producer.

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

i have truly never seen something like this in my lifetime. an incredibly moving plea for humanity meeting a completely immovable object

[The Adam Friedland Show @adam_talkshow]

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[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

just nodded along to this mmmhmm

[‎ً @bellyslivia]

WHST THE HELL

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

kinda funny that the thing thats going to break that girl is hearing that the boyfriend she didn't go to paris for is not gonna be on campus in the fall anyway, also i entered a time vortex last night and i'm 16 so this is developmentally appropriate

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

i feel like this isn't gonna exist in 50 years and it will be considered peak human gluttony

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Just observing👀

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

i think the insane uptick of people bringing their dog into every type of establishment is one of the more bizarre post-covid habit. great dane at grocery store. golden retriever at the vintage shop. blonde dachshund at the bowl based lunch bar.

[BafflerUnited @BafflerUnited]

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[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

seeing someone from high school post about being in a slide show of "queer baddies in foreign policy" alongside some dude named Steven who is gay and works in defense contracting... whatever man

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

the blonde sorority one is wearing a telfar bag GIVE ME A BREAK

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

all tech is human slack job board

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

most ethical and eco-friendly AI data centers? preferably run by women and/or POC??

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

type of sentence that makes you get up and walk to the theater

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

when did every home decor piece get food shaped

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

harry sisson is wearing a $250 t shirt on the adam friedland show lol

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

i am kinda into the concept they are leaning to this season that belly is this divine being whoms hero journey is built off competing for her love.

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

the concept of worrying about getting a b on your media ethics midterm as a senior at finch university

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

the concept of getting off the waitlist for study abroad and as i'm typing this jeremiah finding out he isn't graduating. idiot couple award.

[coraline polachek @arc_headrest]

i hate jeremiah and his fifty year old fraternity brother