arcadea

scientist, aerialist, reader of books, inveterate maker of things, aspiring majestic murderbird; she/they

[arcadea @arcadea]

Ideas you have when you have a six year old: Kidz Bop should cover @DollyParton’s 9 to 5, but call it 9 to 2 and make it about school.

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@mcarubia @Themiscyra @seananmcguire @hawver

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@mcarubia @Themiscyra @seananmcguire @hawver Here’s Toby ever vigilant next to the food bowls and treat puzzle. Always the optimist, she liked to just hang here in case someone decided to put food in them unexpectedly.

[Jennifer Heissel @jenniheissel]

Introducing CareGame! It's like Wordle, but it's how many day of full childcare you had that week. Here's mine:

2/5
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Bad score this week? Don't worry, you get to play next week too!

[arcadea @arcadea]

Dear autocorrect, It’s 2022. Let’s assume I’m not trying to type the word duck.

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I just want to be as relaxed as this cat.

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@dilletante Well, yes. Hmmmm.

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Nimitz’ enjoys trying to eviscerate my arm (I explained there’s no viscera in it to no avail) so we looked for toys for her to express her murder feels, and now I need to know what drugs were involved when someone said ‘what about a watermelon but it has a furry rainbow tail?’

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Toby is continuing @Themiscyra’s tradition of celebrating @seananmcguire’s (belated) pub day with her namesake. https://t.co/uHwZ0Py3eU

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At least I can listen to music while reading books. Some multitasking is possible.

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Does anyone else sometimes get sad that it’s not possible to read all the books or listen to all the music? There is so much out there and it’s so hard to prioritize.

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First keytar bear sighting since at least 2019!

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Did everyone forget that going outside on the first warm day of spring spells doom without the appropriate allergy meds or am I the only one who wants to itch my whole face?

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@mcarubia @seananmcguire @HillaryMonahan @Themiscyra @hawver Here is Toby trying to burrow into another dimension behind some throw pillows. @Themiscyra

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@mcarubia @seananmcguire @HillaryMonahan @Themiscyra @hawver I don’t use Twitter a ton, but friends of Cass are welcome to follow me for Toby pics and updates. I can start tagging Cass in Toby posts too if people would appreciate that.

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Snuggly cat

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I am not a cat. Nothing here but quilt.

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@hawver
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There’s no one I’d rather be held hostage with in an eternal preschooler bedtime siege
Than you

[arcadea @arcadea]

til there is a soap called naval diplomacy and I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight. I might be very tired.