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Dw big bro #21 next season

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

El-Bomba🚀

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@faruqkxr @maiinoos Defo greenwood . Martial and rashford had multiple decent /good seasons before Ronny came

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I’m genuinely confused maybe I’ve missed something but all they did was put out an article explaining how we shouldn’t engage in homosexual behaviour and that it’s haraam ?

[keith @swisschocoo]

Someone has to nuke 5pillars for the interest of the ummah

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@The_True_GN @utdcynical Yeah I remember there was reports they had a falling out on the training ground

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@WhiteLight86728 @SukhdevSohal1 @Burner0Goat I think people forget fighters improve

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Better fit for us than Anderson but yoofnited fans aren’t rwady for this convo

[T @Utdtwisty]

Alex Scott vs Chelsea (December 6 2025)

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This guy putting himself in Pogba bracket Lmfaooo

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🗣️Romelu Lukaku explains why he and Pogba struggled at Manchester United:

“It was good, but I think we were too young at the time. We are both ALPHAS”

“And that’s something, one day I’d like to sit down with him and tell him, If we had been together with the mentality we have today, it would have been dangerous. Very dangerous. Really, really dangerous. It HURTS; it HURTS a lot.”

[@canalplus]

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today.

“How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much”
Where is baby Kane today?

“We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?”
Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club”

Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m..

See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.

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@LostPixel17 @cr7_ig Volk and max (at 145) have no power tho ilia didn’t need to respect what was coming forward . That being said Justin probably gets starched in 1 😭

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People still don’t understand Darce defence 🤣🤣🤣

[Kona @KonaMMA_]

Never forget Arbum Shittycan ended his only good “win” by getting submitted 🤣

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@zs_cameron @SukhdevSohal1 @WhiteLight86728 @Burner0Goat 🤣🤣

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@Nolianoo @utdtribune Cunha will step up next season

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@Nolianoo @utdtribune How did it workout for us when we signed the big names . We’re building , have patience

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Eders on is good enough to start Lol

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More than happy

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

Ederson, Fernandes, Scott.

Would you be happy with that?

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@SukhdevSohal1 @Burner0Goat I didn’t know he had staph Tbf . But if we get a good version of him he could defo cause problems . Leg kicks and head kicks mixed with the fact he hits like a truck

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@SukhdevSohal1 @Burner0Goat I would agree but I can’t get that paddy fight out of my mind . He looked washed

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@DavidWh57117199 @Acidicto Because he’s not the shiny new toy that they’re demanding

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Very happy with this . We’ve got a deal done almost 2 weeks before the window even opens and we’re working on a couple more deals

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

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@click00001 @Unserious_Exrha Not to mention also the fact that Bernardo never plays good for Portugal