Ryan Archibald

Where I'm from, there’s two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now.

[Ryan Archibald @Arch_20]

@benmarley56 @lukas_noko I’d drink you both under the table then sleep there

[d @duster_16]

Something in the universe broke when Pinch in Carbondale closed on December 31st 2019 and the entire year of 2020 is proof

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@benmarley56 Gotta support Praire Farms somehow 🥴

[217Problems @217Problems]

When kids in the Midwest are yelling “Kobe “ while playing beer pong or tossing a paper in the trash.

You know you are a big deal. #RipKobe

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@laneyclavin @jomarl20 @benmarley56 I told JoAnna I almost said that earlier and now she’s offended

[j o a n n a @jomarl20]

Please enjoy

@benmarley56

[Avril Lavigne @joeyfollis]

This is the population of Finland. And the next the the population of world. The margin for error in these studies is roughly 1%. Finland makes up .071% of the global population which has a 1% error. Therefore, there’s a 50/50 shot Finland isn’t real, in this essay I will....

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@ERRNI3 @AndrewHerpstrei @Kamdenr920 Legally can’t leave levels until you’re officially unable to walk

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@AndrewHerpstrei @Kamdenr920 @ERRNI3 Probably not, you’ll probably die at one of them just like the rest of us

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@AndrewHerpstrei @Kamdenr920 @ERRNI3 SEMO and Carbondale aren’t ready for a herpstreith to be running around

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@survivingcdale @wellthatscdale You don’t

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@Mythun_ @wellthatscdale Re-fucking-tweet brother

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@laneyclavin @benmarley56 I’ve seen newborn baby giraffes more graceful than @benmarley56

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@CoraSiebert1 @wellthatscdale Bring back the massive house parties #makecarbondalegreatagain

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@thedalton12 Give em the ole razzle dazzle

[Masen Dilley @masendilley__]

Do I need to watch Waterboy before I watch Aquaman or will it make sense by itself

[B @swaggy_b_]

Good morning. We have a Birds #Game5 tonight. Get your fuckin party pants on.

[Ryan Archibald @Arch_20]

@joeyfollis

[B @swaggy_b_]

I need an adult