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[Bagz @icebagz_]

I'm now being rationed under Joe Biden's regime

[Maiz @MexicanMaiz]

Me after looking at the Solar Eclipse with my $2.50 eclipse glasses I got from the gas station

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/VradrgukMu

[d @duster_16]

@roxannethompsss 100% valid

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[d @duster_16]

40 degrees is starting to feel like beach weather

[d @duster_16]

No way I’d give in for fame or money but the devil might just get my soul if he offered a plate of crab rangoons on the right day

[d @duster_16]

One of the worst parts about living in Chicago is when you tell someone from the suburbs you grew up in southern Illinois and they say
“Oh, so like near Peoria?”

[d @duster_16]

Tell me why I’m in grad school 100 miles from home earning my doctorate and I still have dreams where I’m getting yelled at by the manager of the restaurant I worked at in high school

[90’s Country Chord @90sCountryChord]

Alexa, play Should’ve Been A Cowboy by Toby Keith

[d @duster_16]

Something in the universe broke when Pinch in Carbondale closed on December 31st 2019 and the entire year of 2020 is proof

[d @duster_16]

The only good part about being switched to third shift has been getting to know the local raccoons who chill at our dumpster

[d @duster_16]

I realized I had finally become my father when I spent an hour watching a storm from our front porch

[d @duster_16]

Living through a major historical event sucks

[d @duster_16]

So I had my last undergrad college class and I didn’t even know it, wild.

[d @duster_16]

Okay, now it’s a national emergency

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

DQ has made the difficult decision to postpone this year’s Free Cone Day. Please see the official announcement to learn more: https://t.co/BMBgqU8Tgr

[d @duster_16]

Met some southerners on spring break and they pronounced the ‘s’ in Illinois and I’m ab to fight fr