cale aka Thanos

moon chasers fan

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Fuck it im Thanos

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

My girlfriend just asked if I knew about a hemoglobin!

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Beorn Thinks this is the funniest photo

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Carl you can come!!!!

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Jack where r u

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Was talking about the great stories of old when my girlfriend looked at me funny and said “spinjitzu” ???? Like how the fuck you don’t know about Zane and shit. About to rewatch it all!

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

@tirebizfriz Yeah that dude Bjorn is tuff as nails

[Luke Jackson @YaBoy77]

Could be a top 5 tweet of all time.

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@Beornamc1 Thick thighs

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Maybe the best compliment I’ve received in years is when someone asked why I was wearing tights, and i replied these ain’t tights they are zue pants.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is the greatest TikTok video of all time

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Is it more of a red flag if someone doesn’t know about Ninjago or if they do and they think Cole is the best ninja

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Clash Royale king laugh incoming

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@Beornamc1 Vintage Beorn

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Double zero on byu is my goat

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Double zero on byu is arua farming

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

If people saw me right before a shower and smelled me after I’d be an actor

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

@JovanStrange Liam core but circa 2006

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Kemba Walker, that man could hoop and now hes getting auto corrected.

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

I’d rather be killed now than find the perfect person, who wants to watch your favorite show so you sit them down and power through the first season of Westworld for them to just not get it’s beauty like Tom Fontana would :(

[cale aka Thanos @arch_Preist]

Gus and I are the scooby-doo and shaggy of being on the same wavelength.