lemonadefish

🏛🏴‍☠️👵🏻 architect, pirate fan, old

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@KGrantFic I personally would love to see that!

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@mezzotinted X-files

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@ravenscimaven Super lazy way: rinse a can of beans, put them in a bowl, add a pinch of cumin, a pinch of oregano, a pinch of chili powder, maybe some onion powder (or Penzey’s dehydrated onion if you have it). Microwave for about a minute: dinner!

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@visakanv Six and a half year old only has one volume (she is turned up to 11 always) (but it is mostly words, usually)

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@antonia_mdprjct The best part is, that appears to be a single slab from which two bits were cut out. Where did they go???

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@seconds_0 @sharanvkaur It’s the only way

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@DiabolicalSpuds I learned to drive before smart phones, consumer GPS, Mapquest… years before I ever touched the internet. I couldn’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent crying in my car being lost. There’s maybe 4-6 places I can get on my own & if time matters I’ll use maps for them too.

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@justalexoki A hook that fits the cubes at work, to hold the headphones they give us at work, with a little auxiliary hook for a loop of cord. I’ve made dozens and it’s really cut down on people rolling their chairs over their headphones

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@graveghostie I just like to think back on the 45 minutes after the Concerta kicked in, before it started trying to give me a stroke, and how easy it was to think and just exist, and give myself some grace for how much harder it is to have this kind of brain. And a lot of alarms & post-its.

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@KGrantFic The Forces think it’s funny to damage your hearing by way of their screams. Pretty sure that’s what’s going on here anyway.

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@FreckledLiberty Elastic net gate thing so the ball pit balls wouldn’t roll out.

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@demiurgently I toured the Salk Institute once and ever single person who worked there was the hottest person I’ve ever seen. It was amazing.

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@SoloMan1298 Got a new work computer and now I have 11 and I would rather go back to XP what is this even 😖😖😖😖😖

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@Bricktop_NAFO Wait how is ketchup Chinese? Tomatoes are native to the americas.

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@sp_00nsy @linaposting Vampirism

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@BOATEMBOYS Floating in the way-back of my brain

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@mykola I lose my cat at least weekly. There are dimensions that are just not accessible to us. But also she’s stupid and sometimes gets stuck in a box.

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@dissentralize09 @katewillett Wow, being allowed to not be paid for 12 weeks if your employer is big enough to qualify sure will help.

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@ravenscimaven I told mine that it was only allowed to go if you were invited to a birthday party there! It worked until they were too old to care.