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[Arch @arch_ives]

Me: I contain platitudes
Them: do you mean multitudes?
Me: it is what it is ...

[filter kumar @slowlatengo]

Idc about the northern lights, I’m south indian

[will ye @will__ye]

completely full work calendar today. these 12 hour days are a total grind but it'll all be worth it.

[Arch @arch_ives]

@kuchubro good one! 😀

[varepsilon @var_epsilon]

I’m about to find the eigenvalues of the butter chicken matrix

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

proud of being a woman in a male dominated field (weaponised incompetence)

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

SQL is undefeated

[x_ria_x @spelldealr]

Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn

[Arch @arch_ives]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE

[Arch @arch_ives]

indians will see a random scenic cliff at a hill station and call it Suicide Point

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning

european office at 4pm:

[AJ Kourabi @aj_kourabi]

TIL scikit-learn, an open-source ML library, has only one Platinum sponsor and it is ... Chanel?

[Arch @arch_ives]

Found this hilarious post on Glassdoor this week

[Arthur @knowclarified]

Do you think they use Jira https://t.co/lRYZUu0YGc

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Detective: Thefts of geese from the local park have continued. Who wants to look at the report?
Me: I'll take a gander
Detective: *eyes me suspiciously*

[Arch @arch_ives]

When i relate to a quote and i reslise its by SILVIA PLATH

[ver @silverrstring]

taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread