Laura Basnight Taylor

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

11 years later and I still haven’t got tired of listening to @ManchesterOrch 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

It never ceases to amaze me how nasty people can be.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

@jerseymikes Was eating my sub today and a little boy (probably 7 years old) and his mom got their subs and sat at the table beside mine. The little boy opened his sub and he said “This is fantastic!” and kept saying it while he was eating. Sounds like he’s as big a fan as I am.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

You know you’re stressed at work when you are sitting at your desk and your heart rate is so high that your Apple Watch thinks you are exercising 🤦🏻‍♀️😳

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Raise your hand if you think it’s super suspicious that the reserve opened back up yesterday and suddenly today they find human remains and items belong to him 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Lately I’ve been trying to figure out how to make a YouTube channel for my dog so we can get rich and I won’t have to work anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

I should have switched to T-Mobile a long time ago omg

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

I want some rollerblades so bad.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

So I ordered a brand new mattress today and I cannot even explain how excited I am and this is how I know I’m old.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Do y’all even realize that it’s been 18 years since Finding Nemo came out? If Finding Nemo was a person, it would be old enough to vote. I’m old.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

I just love it when fully grown human beings behave like middle school children.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Just saw a post where somebody said gas was below $2 the whole time Trump was in office. What world were y’all living in?

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Nobody told me we were having a hurricane last night.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Best part of this Super Bowl: the Four Seasons Landscaping commercial 😂😂😂

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

My family and I had to make the decision to take my dad off of life support, and I guess after enduring something like that, I just don’t find your stupid Facebook post funny.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

I keep seeing people share this post on Facebook that says “We live in a generation that would unplug your life support to charge their phone.” This is just inappropriate and demeaning on so many levels.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

I can’t wait until T-Mobile home internet becomes available where I live because omg Centurylink is bad.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

Me:*feels guilty about spending money on a new stove that I need because my old one died*
Also Me: *doesn’t feel bad about spending money on guitars*

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

And we build our house of cards and then we wait for it to fall.
Always forget how strange it is just to be alive at all.

[Laura Basnight Taylor @arch_nerd]

My stimulus check paid for...one month of health insurance. 🤦🏻‍♀️