Mike Cooling

Songer/Singwriter, Old-tech fanatic, new-tech fanatic. Tech fanatic.

[Mike Cooling @archaeomike]

@ethanhein I'm sorry to sperg this but he "never" starts a phrase on a strong beat or he rarely does but when he does it's not as lyrically serious an iteration? No hostility in the question, I'm genuinely fascinated and intrigued. Cheers!

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@HareWolfy Dog Maffs. Conform or be sat upon.

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Have I Got Nudes For Huw.

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@HareWolfy

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@banhanagirl @Kryten2309 @SaeedDiCaprio You know that "spaz" and "spazzing" are pretty offensive terms, right? I wouldn't hate the player but it would be hard to think much of somebody using that kind of language about other people.

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@ethanhein @mimmiea It hums like nothing else. I can't describe the hum, it's medium-low is all I can say 😂

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@HareWolfy "Is grandma coming"?

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@Patichu_RPG @RightWingCope We can not stop humanity's endeavours in electronic force multiplication any more than we could stop them in multiplying axle force during the industrial revolution. This is a new age. We can only plan for how it should rightly be done. Sadly I do not trust us to do this.

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@jon_forsyth @ethanhein I think Carpenters.

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@HareWolfy "Shatzi" sounds like a particularly well-organised colonic irrigation facility.

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@HareWolfy If architecture is indeed frozen music then what better way to replenish it? A really great sound, and a drive that didn't waiver. Love it!

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@HareWolfy I'm remaining coyly silent but also smirking when nobody's looking.

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@HareWolfy There are at least three jokes here and I can't even.

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@MayaJama You made the mistake of (according to the headline) wearing a bikini whilst trying to avoid the revolting attentions of The Daily Mail. Rookie error.

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@bbcnews, are you aware that your Karen McDougal article includes one of her fully-nude Playboy shots? NSFW: https://t.co/KIczWpKJO8 😂

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@HareWolfy I read this in Simon Bates's's voice and heard the music too. Beautiful days ❤️😂

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@Nigel_Farage Honestly, what a cunt.

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@ethanhein It's a cliché to say it's better every time but... yeah. I feel it really is.

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@HareWolfy I thought it might be "F*** The Pope" but on reflection that may be a different joke.

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@clmorgan @DigDigCrunch @MOLArchaeology @stueve Oh my goodness... I'd launch myself like a pleading cannonball at this.