@BrooksElms@stephenking i said this before , and I am sure I just must be crazy or something , but remember a different version of lonesome death where the dad was just a spitting image of the son and told Jordy he needed a bath … just what he needed to soothe himself ! Did i #imagine it?
@davidcoverdale i was going to say this is why we need mandatory waiting periods and psychological background checks for those wishing to purchase a megaphone ; but then i said to myself that might be in even poorer taste than this tweet itself , and sort of wrestled with the shame i might incur
@davidcoverdale this is no fruit-stand you are mistaken ; a distant slim hope buy a papaya ; you are only thinking those were grapes ; you asked me but i can't find no bananas : when i was a child i caught a fleeting glimpse something juicy passing by i turned to look but those melons now'd gone
@davidcoverdale but you may need a megaphone ; can you hush up hush up , i believe it's working good ; that'll keep you going back for more , just the basic facts are you into melons and chick with racks ? come on it's time to score ; just nod if you can hear me , are there any melons in there ?
@davidcoverdale when i was online i was tweeting my hands felt just like two juicy balloons , i turned to look and it was gone i cannot put my finger on the juicy melons are gone the dream is over i have become uncomfortably glum ; okay okay okay just a little gimmick , there'll be no more ahhh
@davidcoverdale i'm all in for a good bit of juicy melon humor as the next guy — don't get me wrong ... where would we be without juicy melon comedy every now and again ; it's just when i take my platform and bring out juicy melon jokes the yellow line needs to be drawn much further away distant
@davidcoverdale i nvr rlly seen an umbilical cord/placenta , but , (not so much on the feminine figure) , the twig to the fig leaf or whatever covering the masculine region looks an awful lot like what i'd imagine one might . so maybe the idea crossed the painter's mind , it might appear #anyway