ethan!

archaic au rp account | she/they | /rp unless specified

[ethan! @archaicethan]

character introduction, before i forget to do one.

Ethan Smith
he/him
21
does not know how anything works.
to be honest only works at the park to get to see dinosaurs.
dude that says stuff about 'em dinos to park guests. also has to try to not let them get in the cages and die

[ethan! @archaicethan]

@ArchaicElise // HAjjHsgs L

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@AuArchaic what do you think of the current sociopolitical climate of Minecraft

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@AuArchaic @nicoarchaic Such a good fucking explanation.

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@nicoarchaic @AuArchaic look. my name is basically shorthand for evil little shit.

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@nicoarchaic @AuArchaic on one hand.

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@nicoarchaic @AuArchaic on one...

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@nicoarchaic @AuArchaic okay, on one hand, it would totally be deserved, on the other

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@AuArchaic what? i think he can handle it.

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@AuArchaic // my timeline fucking disappeared ooc give me a seocnd

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@AuArchaic yeah i think a handful of puns is enough

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@AuArchaic lend a hand.

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@AuArchaic what you're saying is... fndy will single handedly get us all fired?

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@AuArchaic lend a

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@AuArchaic maybe i could. maybe i could. i could.,,,, lend a

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@FX21ML_ @AuArchaic the park needs to buy two of these

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@FX21ML_ @AuArchaic where's the "don't laugh" now

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// she/they.

[ethan! @archaicethan]

character introduction, before i forget to do one.

Ethan Smith
he/him
21
does not know how anything works.
to be honest only works at the park to get to see dinosaurs.
dude that says stuff about 'em dinos to park guests. also has to try to not let them get in the cages and die

[ethan! @archaicethan]

@AuArchaic ...is it because you drive with one hand?