Garrus Vakarian

Turian soldier, formerly part of C-Sec's Investigation Division. Military advisor for the Hierarchy. #MERP

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Oh, is that what they're calling it these days?" he teased.

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard He grinned, and pulled her into a hug. "You may be fucking insane, but you always manage to pull off your crazy schemes."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard Garrus shook his head. "I guess what they say about humans is right."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "... you didn't know that BEFORE you flipped it?!"

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "I think we passed the point of stress tested when we landed upside down."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Shepard, you started the trip off by saying, 'Hey guys, look what the Mako can do!' and proceeded to climb a mountain."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "He wasn't the driver!"

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

The character: fictional.

The trauma: more real with every playthrough.

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Shepard, you managed to make Wrex vomit. More than once."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard Garrus gave a slight cough. "Yes. Right."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Certainly explains why you get along so well with the Council," he teased.

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "And they would all be Krogan."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Yeah, of course," he replied, not really listening. He knew there was a way to get more output on the canons...

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Yes. 'Driving'. Right into a thresher maw's den more often than not, if I recall correctly."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard Garrus vaguely recognized the sound of his omni-tool pinging. "Hmm? Oh, Shepard - I'm just doing some calibrations."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard Garrus held back a shudder. "I had almost forgotten about your... driving."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard "Rockets," he replied, completely deadpan. "Reapers. Husks. Geth. Most forms of weaponry."

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard Her laugh helped ease the embarrassment, and he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Things were a bit... rushed."

[mass effect as vines @measvines]

Shepard driving the mako https://t.co/oFbbf502Ah

[Garrus Vakarian @ArchangelGV]

@ZicoShepard He cleared his throat, glancing away from Zico. "Came across the concept in my ... research. I thought you might like it."