Chris Archer

Born 'n' bred in Beeston, Leeds.

[Chris Archer @archercj]

Things you have to do to balance up going to a James gig next July! Lewis f'ing Capaldi, Snow f'ing Patrol and Duran f'ing Duran. Give me strength

[Chris Archer @archercj]

Just sprayed some insect spray on my legs as I am a magnet to mosquitos. The f'ing stuff has just melted my best pair of Adidas Sambas. Jeez. What does it do to the skin.

No mozzie bites but 3rd degree burns

[Chris Archer @archercj]

It's one thing for some poor excuse of a human being deciding to have a sh@t in a public place only for my dog to thoroughly roll in it. But if I was you mate I'd seek urgent medical advice. There's something wrong with your bowel movements

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Sean_Hornby74 @RealTimBooth Adele asked if you were going.

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@RealTimBooth seems we've bought a decent player 🤞👍😁

[Chris Archer @archercj]

Pissed myself yesterday. In a pub and there was a poor sod of an alcoholic/druggie in. Obviously well known he was harmless and you felt sorry for him.

As he staggers out someone shouts 'take care Dave, drive safely'.

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@RobertEndeacott Jeez Bob. You've finally got a prediction right😁😁🤐🤐

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Norgeous Liam Gallagher singing a medley of Dancing Queen, Does Your Mother Know and Mamma Mia would be very interesting

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Andywebster I went to my first live gig in a pub since the start of the pandemic on Saturday. Thought it was going to be a sit down at table affair. NO. It got rammed. Luckily it was full of smelly rockers and that petunia oil kills all know germs.

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@RealTimBooth I came across this whist searching for some of your tour dates. Bloody hell was that your lockdown haircuts 😁😁😁😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[Chris Archer @archercj]

Supposed to be in Cuba now but put the sensible head on and cancelled it. So it a trip to Costco instead for some toilet rolls.

Apparently Costco's own brand are very soft and strong you know 😁😁😁🤐🤐🤐

[Chris Archer @archercj]

In theold days you'd go to the hole in the wall, take out some cash and go on a session awaking the next day wondering how you could have spent so much. Now with electronic banking you look at your itemised statement and think fucking hell did I sup that much.

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Sean_Hornby74 @wearejames @RealTimBooth Agree Sean. Can see Beautiful Beaches being a crowd favourite at concerts as well.

[James @wearejames]

Our new album 'All The Colours Of You' is OUT NOW! You can buy and listen to the full album here: https://t.co/fTGxzFEp4o

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Gadgets360 @Andywebster We'll that gives some of the suppliers out there who are still using TLS 1.0 (no names of course) 13 months to come up with plenty of excuses 😁

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@RobertEndeacott It was you was it

[Chris Archer @archercj]

It's bad enough when your dog rolls in fox shit but human excrement. Oh dear.

[Chris Archer @archercj]

@Sean_Hornby74 Saw them in 1985 in Milton Keynes

REM, Ramones, Billy Bragg, Spear of Destiny as support

Great day