talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this
mel tried to do “i can cheat back too” gimmick but she’s forgetting that she is coupled up with a seasoned cheater. like she doesn’t even have the mindset of a cheat, meanwhile he has the soul of one #LoveIslandUSA