ARCHIE

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[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

i'm wet

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

I HAD DIBS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN B O R N https://t.co/ZdkbDCOVf1

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

WHAT RULES I WAS HERE FIRST https://t.co/t8AiaafaJt

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

NO ME FIRST I CALLED SHOTGUN A N D DIBS https://t.co/SH7XlSOkVX

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

wh-what https://t.co/h37KnmYnpU

[Shelly @YAGIRLSHELLY]

Okay 🙃 https://t.co/i1R567ldt3

[Shelly @YAGIRLSHELLY]

Archie? Is that you? https://t.co/J1j6Ow9Yli

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

just u try and fuckn stop me https://t.co/woZO3TrKut

[Shelly @YAGIRLSHELLY]

You can't just FREE THE WATER, IT'LL EVAPORATE ANYWAYS

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

shelly won't take me to gas stations anymore because apparently dumping all the water bottles out is EMBARRASSING

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

oh i just got it

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

SEA MAN

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

DON'T YOU COME ONTO MY WIFE

[Faba @YABOIFABA]

I AM NOT DRIVING US INTO THE OCEAN https://t.co/w9WrIn6uSM

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

do you ever feel sorry for the water you flush down the toliet

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

Me: I AM THE SEA MAN
Grunt: Boss stop saying that it sounds like-.
Me: THE SEA MAN

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

rip me gone but forgotten https://t.co/Von6o8Y1lS

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

sleeps at last

[Shelly @YAGIRLSHELLY]

He was a good man who just wanted more ocean to fuck in this unforgiving world. He will be missed. https://t.co/reVJhfkovs

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

DIVES OVERBOARD https://t.co/0B4LA2Vx87

[Shelly @YAGIRLSHELLY]

archie https://t.co/DwykqDuXJ6

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

sneaks away to nap here

[ARCHIE @archie_edex]

MY SCUBA HELMET IS READY