Wallingford Beast

Archie McPhee's resident cryptid! I live in a glass case next to the Rubber Chicken Museum. The next time you're in Wallingford, stop by.

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

When I was
A young beast
My father
Took me into a deli
To eat a pound of ham

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

I couldn’t find this app since the changed the logo and also I have no eyes.

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Join us at our Seattle store on 7/13 to celebrate our 40th anniversary! In addition to a discount for in person shoppers (40%) we'll also have an Archie McPhee trivia contest from 4-4:30 in the parking lot with prizes from our product archive!

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Reading this again- kind of amazed they didn’t want a interview w yours truly

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Check us out in today’s @seattletimes!

https://t.co/kZjiFPhDMk

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

I tried to explain DDoSing to Cap’n Archie but it felt like I was DDoSing myself

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Trying to help the world’s largest rubber chicken with their MySpace photo..

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Now hiring for our Seattle store!
https://t.co/d8a1bNYw4a

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Check us out in today’s @seattletimes!

https://t.co/kZjiFPhDMk

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

Located in the heart of Wallingford, this cabinet of curiosities has welcomed generations of Seattle oddballs. https://t.co/QU2RWSP2e8

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Thank you to the @seattletimes for interviewing @mcpheeceo about our 40th anniversary year!

Archie McPhee celebrates 40 years of Seattle quirkiness

https://t.co/XPIydAwFCC

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Today we welcomed super fan Charlie to our Seattle store! He flew in with his family all the way from New Jersey just to visit us. He even drew me some pictures of Cap’n Archie and a Rubber Chicken! We hope you had a great time, Charlie.

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day- so I will celebrate the biggest fool in my life, Cap’n Archie.

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

Pretty soon we won't have our legacy blue checkmark, but we will have our 3D Blue Jay Air Freshener!

https://t.co/rWRoqSFE6l

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

It's the real Archie McPhee's Birthday today! Go to our Seattle store in Wallingford, spin the wheel and win a prize! Good today only.

https://t.co/Ck9FCRiTjK

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Petition to cast me in the third season of White Lotus

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

👉👈 will you?

[Archie McPhee @ArchieMcPhee]

The Itty Bitty Whales display at Archie McPhee in Seattle!
"Honey, I shrunk the whales."

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Should I run for city council? 🤔

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

Sometimes you gaze into the abyss and the abyss looks back

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

#selfie

[Wallingford Beast @archiestore]

My New Year’s resolution - be more beastly. Like at least 20% more beastly… I think I can do it.