Luigi

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[Luigi @archimarvel]

Seasonal affective disorder (SAD) They really tried too hard. The “get it?” subtext is astonishing

[Luigi @archimarvel]

The gender stand-ring gap is real bc I get half of my stand hours from peeing throughout the day

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Has anyone considered throwing a pizza party as a solution to world conflict?

[Luigi @archimarvel]

@dankmemesRlife I mean yeah it’s like 2% existential dread 98% roman empire for me

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Sometimes I think about whether or not I’ve already spent the majority of the time I’ll ever spend with a person

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Stopped at a green light today so… that’s where I’m at

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Me to my parents when I fix the router by unplugging and plugging it back in

[Luigi @archimarvel]

@marktheshark210 @Culture_Crit He probably likes the pyramids too

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Time to settle this - am I being Fucked with?

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Lighting fireworks is for youngest siblings

[Luigi @archimarvel]

@scooter_digs Thank god they came all the way to Earth to teach us about basic geometry. Where would we be

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Seriously why are we still hung up on the pyramids? HoW DiD tHeY dO iT bitch they started with a square and then made smaller and smaller squares, case closed

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Well if we’re talking architectural, one of them has 240 arches and the other is a pile of fucking rocks

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Eh, how bout those pyramids tho?

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Well if we’re talking architectural, one of them has 240 arches and the other is a pile of fucking rocks

[Luigi @archimarvel]

I think I would bend over and expose my bare ass if TSA asked me nicely I’m too easy like that

[Luigi @archimarvel]

This is so embarassing

[Luigi @archimarvel]

@archivibes A predatory one

[dj @archivibes]

what kind of society do we live in for parking tickets to exist

[Luigi @archimarvel]

Me still waving to Jeeps in my new car

[Luigi @archimarvel]

@archivibes Sorry if i triggered this 😬