Aunty Pathar

Jokes | Comedy | South Asian | Desi
"First of her name, mother of dogs, collector of plants, curator of all things artsy & tidy, wild child from the B'bay"

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

How does Chris Rock look so good in the after-slap-shots?

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

Valentines day is here. As always my heartfelt sympathies for all those single folks but also very much for the married folks. Mumbaikars please be safe! #justajoke #ValentinesDay2022 #funny #marriedjokes

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

@GregAbbott_TX And I thought my geography was bad!! #literacyforeveryone

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

So it has been… https://t.co/DG3LU55wB5

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

@thetanmay Just when I thought I have crypto figured out.

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

HR1044 guarantees equality in the legal immigration system. Thanks to HR 1044, Employers cannot undercut American workers. HR1044 is good for America!
With @RepZoeLofgren @SenMikeLee leadership, we will reach the finish line.
#PassHR1044 #HR1044Good4USA
https://t.co/UPWVotI16A

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

Curious to see answers to this.

[GP @gp_singh89]

@immivoice Will Trump sign it? Assume that is the last atep? Regardless congratulations to everyone involved

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

They said, Texas will swing... “hold on for another 4 years”. That’s what they said. I said, I think that won’t happen till I am legally allowed to vote in 2060 or wait 2070. #omgdontdeletemyvisa

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

Hahahahaha

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

He’s lying.

[Aunty Pathar @architect_pari]

If Biden wins, I will be O.K. with 2020 but if Trump wins... OMG! Please don’t delete my visa🙏🏻🙏🏻

[ACADIA.org @acadiaorg]

FREE PRIVATE CITIES ARCHITECTURE SYMPOSIUM | Keynote Speakers: Patrik Schumacher, Titus Gebel, Shajay Bhooshan https://t.co/TNgulaGMI1

[Office of Judge Lina Hidalgo @HarrisCoJudge]

We can’t just flatten the curve. We have to bring it down. Judge Hidalgo explains why.

[FOX26Houston @FOX26Houston]

Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner and Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, both Democrats, said this weekend that a stay-at-home order is needed for America's fourth-largest city to cope with the surge of COVID-19 cases.​ https://t.co/V9nfwwBXhv

[Abish Mathew @abishmathew]

Calling for help!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: 17 states have filed a lawsuit to block a new Trump administration rule that would revoke the visas of foreign students who take all online classes.
https://t.co/3QlqjmnE9i

[Derya Unutmaz, MD @Derya_]

I have known Dr. Fauci for 25 years. His contributions to HIV field, other infectious diseases, immunology and public health is so massive that, no level of effort can discredit him. Especially during this pandemic #FauciIsAHero we #StandWithFauci https://t.co/PWwvtOAro7

[Green Card Backlog Coalition @GCBCoalition]

Thanks to @humansofny! H4 age out children's dream with diverse talents are being destroyed in this #GCBacklog. #PassS386 to end this cruelty.

Call @SenatorDurbin to UNBLOCK the bill #S386.

More stories of these can be found on the YouTube channel.

https://t.co/0GJtJRkDbH

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

This is bad. ICE just told students here on student visas that if their school is going online-only this fall, the students must depart the United States and cannot remain through the fall semester. https://t.co/8DteVzexLB

[Ali Enami, Ph.D. @Ali_Enami]

To my understanding, the rule is that F1 students cannot have more than 1 course (or 3 credits) online and they have to have at least 9 credits each semester. So there are two problems here and one in-person course is not going to resolve it. #AcademicTwitter #EconTwitter