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💯 Agbafian // Gemini // GGMU 💪

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

No matter what it will cost you, please avoid going to jail, especially in a country like Nigeria. Aside that the general living condition in prison will make your live a million times worse than it was before going to prison, your post-prison life might be extra worse.

Avoid crimes, with everything you have.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some of you pretend not to understand what I am saying because una dey find talk for my mouth.

A man over 40 needs to have sex at least 21 times a month to significantly reduce risks of prostate cancer.

If he cannot sleep with her 21 times in a month, how will he do it?

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Na everything dem dey explain to you small boys.

Don't you know that the sight of a new toto excites a man?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

After years in marriage, especially when the man is now over 40.

He may no longer be able to fuck his lovely wife more than 10 times in a month.

Not because he doesn't love or find her body attractive anymore.

But he has to minimize the risk of having prostate cancer.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Na you open your toto for another man to knack you.

But na Àgbà ruin your marriage.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This woman has mad audacity.

I have her pictures and even that of her kids.

If I want to deal with her, I can.

But I have so much respect for her husband.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marcus Rashford formally returns to Manchester United as €30m buy option clause for Barcelona has now expired.

No decision on future yet as Barça are still keen on keeping Marcus but only on loan.

Man United taking their time to make decision.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

So na because of F-2 visa?

Kai.

Oga go your Yankee ooo.

No talk say na Àgbà make you no go Yankee.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I challenge anyone from the Northern part of Nigeria to tell me that the Northern part of Nigeria is not the major problem that we have as a country.

Problematic people.

They've caused more unfortunate deaths in this country & more starvation.

They're a pain in the neck.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I agree with him.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

My car is back!

The exhaust just dey commot water.

Money well spent.

Make my wife come carry her Alakoba car😂 .

End.

[Architect @architectpraise]

@itelNigeria My itel S25 Ultra 🥰
Sleek 💯

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

One man enter my side chick DM:

"Hello Cutie".

Na so side chick go the man TL see where the man dey hustle for urgent 10k.

She no reply am.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're not a subscriber, so you don't have the privilege of asking me not to share your DM.

I don't have any advice for you, other than to tell you that you're a Real man.

Go and marry her, she's the one God chose for you.

End.

[Motell @motell_]

I know my Garri

[Architect @architectpraise]

@Elkrosmediahub 1 and 6

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

My bro if that relationship don tire you, wake up one day and ask her to unlock her phone.

If she hesitate or didn’t hand it over, the job is done.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Man no fit shout.

E don talk him own.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Thanks to all married men that opened up to me.

Let me remind us though.

The side chicks you keep are women like your wives.

With the exception of some, those women will also get married to other men.

And some of their husbands will also have side chicks.

If you have studied