Archith Lal

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[Archith Lal @archithlal]

55 inch , അടി കണക്ക് ആയി തുടങ്ങി 🫢

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Prime Minister Ambani,

Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.

Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?

There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.

Thank you 🙏

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

It's funny to see Bhakths vs Elon 😁

How time has changed 😂😄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink is licensed in over 165 countries and has spent five years complying with every single law and requirement of the government of India, so why still no license?

Is Ambani the real boss of India?

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Everytime Congress leads a protest , I feel Manchester United vibes.

This year we will win, and after two weeks we will be trash.

Only hope is that "one blue evil" has gone, there's a chance for "saffron"😊

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

I was "Him" when I was 14yrs old 🥴

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”.

As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team.

After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good.

At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue.

Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me.

I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice.

That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming.

A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays.

We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp.
That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match.

At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão.

I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example.

The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis.

This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025.

On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained.

I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better.

At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me.

To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem.

This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes.
The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called.

The coach had broken his word to me.

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Bethlehem കുടുംബ unit എങ്ങനെ ഇത്രയും ഹിറ്റ് ആയി?

ഉ: ഭൂരിഭാഗം ആളുകൾക്കും ഇഷ്ടമായി!

🥴 Simple logic അല്ലെ.

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Is India good or Brazil bad!!🙃 I'm confused

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

3rd tier league game in Kerala!! Full stadium!!

😳

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

അടുത്ത ഒരു അറിയിപ്പ് ഉണ്ടാവുന്നത് വരെ വേറെ ഒരു അറിയിപ്പ് ഉണ്ടാവുന്നതല്ല.
- എന്ന് കമ്മിറ്റി

[The FA @FA]

FA statement on Manchester City:

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

My mom sees me watching the ISL and asks:

“Blasters game aano?”

That’s how deeply the name has entered people’s minds.

The real brand lives in people’s heads.

The rest is just noise from people who have no clue what’s actually branding and what's happening on the ground.

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Kerala Blasters fans be like: 💲💲💲💲💲

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

He's 32
Ex Aussie
But he's an indian now..
That's all it matter to support him❤️
He's one of our❤️

Bigger picture is, he is paving the path for all the OCI and PIO players to the Indian National football team ❤️

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

If aliens attack earth today 90% of people will panic.

The rest 10% is manchester united fans🥴 we don't feel anything anymore!

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Had a call from ഗുരുവായൂരപ്പൻ today..
Thought my time was up!! 😀
Lucky me 😁🫢he was intrested in laptop services!!

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

80s trend വന്നപ്പോൾ social media ഒന്നു colourful ആയി.

"World lost it's colour" എന്നത് നന്നായി മനസിലായി.!🥴

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Asianet time travelled me!!

Was now watching rifle club in Asianet and all of a sudden after a break a big part was cut and skipped!!!about 20-30min of film.!!

🥴I thought I time travelled!

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Odyssey is great but not anything near Oppenheimer

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

ഇതുപോലെ വർഗീയമായ ഒരു worldcup ഉണ്ടായിട്ടില്ല..

എങ്ങനെയെങ്കിലും തീർന്നാൽ മതി എന്നായിരുന്നു..

ഇനി തിരിച്ചു club football ലേക്ക് തിരിച്ചു പോവാം.. football സംസാരിക്കാം..

സന്തോഷം 😊

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

England is clueless!!🥴

[Archith Lal @archithlal]

Why is roads leading to calicut city less crowded after the free bus scheme for women rolled out!!

Does anyone felt so. Is there any connection??