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[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

[after years of intense physical training and learning the moral code of the samurai]

Sensei: "You're ready."

Me: *bows*

Sensei: "Here's your Katana. You can name it."

Me: "I name it Chutiya"

Sensei: "Chutiya Katana?"

Me: "I've waited *wipes tear* 10 years for this moment"

[Archit @architjaju]

@PratibimbVJTI Winter is here🤘🏻

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

*tweets a joke*
276 RTs 306 Favs

*cracks the same joke in real life*
"yaar isko kisne bulaya yaha"

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

I asked the guard "ATM chal raha hai kya?". And he said "nahi, yahin khada hai". I've installed Twitter on his phone instead of Paytm.

[Pranav Sapra @pranavsapra]

Q. Why is free food being served to the queues outside an ATM?

A. Because they keep getting langar and langar.

[Archit @architjaju]

#DatingIsHardBecause i use internet explorer..

[Archit @architjaju]

#DatingIsHardBecause of use of word bae😡

[Archit @architjaju]

#ItsNotAFamilyGatheringUntil someone gets drunks and starts abusing loudly...

[Archit @architjaju]

#ItsNotAFamilyGatheringUntil a big fat wedding is being discussed...

[Archit @architjaju]

#ItsNotAFamilyGatheringUntil the aunties starts bitching about someone's wedding...

[Archit @architjaju]

Meanwhile somewhere there it was her...#sixwordshort

[Shubham S @iamshubhams8]

Nothing can dim the light that shines from within. 💫
Check out my post on Instagram
https://t.co/wYexKveXLW

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

[Coldplay concert]

"HELLO MUMBAAAI! HOW'RE YOU GUYS FEELIN' TONIGHT?"

"Bohot dukhi hain. Sarkaar ne jo kiya, theek nahi kiya."

[Archit @architjaju]

Nothing could hide me from you @sixwordshort #sixwordstory

[Archit @architjaju]

Inhale the goodshit exhale bullshit #MyFiveWordsStory #420

[Archit @architjaju]

Learnt something tht never existed.. #MyFiveWordsStory

[Archit @architjaju]

Sleepless nights ain't no cure...#insomnia

[Archit @architjaju]

Joey doesn't share his food #FriendsTVIn5Words

[Archit @architjaju]

I got off the plane #FriendsTVIn5Words

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

I was just walking past an ATM, and woh ATM khud mere paas aa ke "insufficient funds" bol ke gaya kaan me.