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[marut @archituna]

Taylor Swift is the most infectious ball of happy energy that not even the most hardened cynic is immune to. #shakeitoff #SorryNotSorry

[marut @archituna]

That thing when you sneeze and immediately say "thank you", but no one said "God bless you". #foreveralone

[marut @archituna]

TV's at the gym are set to the Food Network. What kind of twisted hell is this. #blinkfitness #Foodnetwork

[marut @archituna]

@katrina1209 no they're just pissed they're out of meth.

[David Yuan @Atenacius]

@CIA Please consider adding the King of the Nerds rap commercial to your detainee playlist #tbs #cacophonousdiscord

[marut @archituna]

#usps I'm on to you - marking packages as 'delivered' before you deliver them to improve your metrics. Not cool. #uspslies #dogatemyhw #bs

[marut @archituna]

Ain't no Sunday like a Forrest Gump Sunday. #nevergetsold #runforrestrun

[Anna Arutunyan @scrawnya]

My sister @archituna on why Russia is overcast: "Because the sun is too busy shining on the USA"

[marut @archituna]

Didn't know that as you approach 30 it becomes totally OK for all your relatives to frequently ask if you gained weight or are pregnant.

[marut @archituna]

@katrina1209 teach me

[marut @archituna]

@happygojessie She just couldn't limit herself to 144 characters. #futuretombstone

[marut @archituna]

@katrina1209 @scrawnya @whitecrowing @Atenacius You can never go back