Nel🦋

No bio 😘

[🇵🇸 تنوير @TanveerJeewa]

I knew I was born to be a lawyer because I’ve always believed that it depends

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

life be beating my ass and my only counter attack is to buy more clothes

[Nkay @carlella1]

Maybe it's time to run away to a charming small town and help revive their struggling bookstore.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Grown ass adults Can't hold a conversation in their own mother tongue, but suddenly they're on a 200-day Duolingo streak learning German.Misplaced Priorities.

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

And just because you are early doesn't mean you are the bird, you might be the fattest worm

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[Νατε @olobzjr]

at any given time between 2009-2013 a school kid could give you 3 solid illuminati conspiracy theories

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

it's never a sane person trying to call you on instagram

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me calling my mom to tell her that the pain in my toe is now in my knee and I have a sore eye & Google says it's not good

[Insight Thobe | SOLAR RETURN @InsightThobe]

“Kill yourself for Africa” is currently my favourite saying

[🍸 @wildbabylin]

I know Corbin is AI because when Bea asked how many kids he wants he said “3 people” #loveislandusa

[ethan @ethanp0iss0n]

Omg Sincere must’ve loved English class i swear it’s always an analogy with him 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #LoveislandUSA

[glo yayo ✨ @__QuiteHeavenly]

now wait this the kinda betting i can get into

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Cause you’re weird af for letting it get to this point

[Beeru @Beeruzie]

As my final act of failure I will get a PHD

[n❧ @nimi_ea]

It pains me that there’s probably a series out there that would absolutely consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

A gender that I can birth is not superior to me. Okay?