cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙

͟ I ⠀ GO ⠀ CAUSE ⠀ ᭥ ⠀ HERE ⠀ ISN’T ⠀ WHERE ⠀ I ⠀ WANNA ⠀ (𝗕Ǝ) .̳⠀ *̲ ⠀𖬺 ⠀ ⠀ 𝚜┈ ATISFACTION ⠀ / ⠀ FEELS ⠀ LIKE ⠀@DISLOYALDEVOTEE

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ hear ⠀ ⠀ all⠀ ⁎ ‍❚ ⠀ ⠀ EVIL͟ ⠀ ⠀›⠀ ⠀⠀ see ⠀ ⠀ all ⠀ ⠀ EVIL ⠀ / ⠀ ⠀ kill ⠀ ⠀ ALL : ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #̲ EVIL . ⠀ ⠀ speak ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀﹙ ALL⠀﹚ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ‍ .̳⠀ ⠀ .. ⠀ [ ? ]

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@visceravous ⠀ ⠀ you jokin'? ⠀ i could smell that shit from upstairs. ⠀ c'mon, ⠀ doc. ⠀ you want somethin' to keep me company?

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ @visceravous, ⠀ did you just bring me a lunch box?

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ you're gonna be soo relaxed by tonight. ⠀ (nudging at his side with an elbow, ⠀ already taking the patch off.) ⠀ those wings sauce was good, ⠀ too. ⠀ let's get some for dinner tomorrow.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ proof?

[✱ᅠ ‍ 𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳. ‍ @awarwithinhim]

the 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 best thing about being a grown man is using my abs as a plate for chicken wings.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ please, ⠀ c'mon, ⠀ ori. ⠀ (taking her challenge, ⠀ he does throw the bottle to the bin; ⠀ it goes straight to the middle.) ⠀ that just means a bigger target that's easier to hit.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

Yeah yeah, I’m sure you would’ve been there for the big bang too.

[ She holds up the recycling bin for him to aim at. ]

You wouldn’t have the ease of guns though. And as someone who’s hunted megafauna, I can’t imagine doing it without one.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ 's alright, ⠀ i get it. ⠀ (giving a small, ⠀ soft pat to chris' belly, ⠀ omar stood up first, ⠀ licking the remaining sauce on his fingers.) ⠀ you want that bath or not? ⠀ i give some mean massages.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@dioskure ⠀ ⠀ if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck is probably an old lady with a smoker's cough.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ oh my god the omegaverse allegations are gonna start again, ⠀ aren't they.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ fuck i'm not, ⠀ i'm older. ⠀ (chuckling behind the rim of his bottle, ⠀ he finishes it up in one drink.) ⠀ little more and i would've been at the fuckin' mamuts' throats.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

Not if I’ve got a good aim. You should be able to tell that, Master Sniper.

[ She leans back in her chair, smiling. This is what she loved about her teammates. ]

You’re not /that/ old.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ IT IS IMPLIED

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

Nobody TOLD ME

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ we work around it, ⠀ alright? ⠀ you don't gotta tell me now, ⠀ but just———tell me, ⠀ literally anything. ⠀ yeah? ⠀ don't leave me in the dark, ⠀ man; ⠀ i know it looks like it, ⠀ but i can't read your damn mind just yet.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ christ, ⠀ i feel like a middle schooler with a crush. ⠀ (pressing his face against his hands, ⠀ omar moves his leg out of chris's own.) ⠀ okay, ⠀ listen. ⠀ we ⠀ .. ⠀ (now it's him who sounds nervous, ⠀ clearing his throat.) ⠀

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@dioskure ⠀ ⠀ don't finish that, ⠀ i have a gun.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ this is why we don't mention the word alpha outta comms.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

Save me Omar
Omar save me

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ you're gonna end up gettin' one of those in my good eye, ⠀ y'know? ⠀ (this time, ⠀ aware, ⠀ he does catch it. ⠀ shakes it in the air, ⠀ even.) ⠀ that's elderly abuse.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

You think I don’t have a change of dry civilian clothes I keep here? I’m prepared, just like I’m supposed to be.

[ She cracks open a different bottle, tossing him the cap before taking a sip. ]

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ gestures, ⠀ vaguely; ⠀ they convey absolutely nothing at all, ⠀ except, ⠀ maybe, ⠀ his own complication.) ⠀ fuck, ⠀ just tell me to step down and i will. ⠀ or, ⠀ like, ⠀ to drop it. ⠀ i don't know, ⠀ anything.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ i don't know. ⠀ is it? ⠀ (with a heavy sigh, ⠀ omar bit on his lower lip, ⠀ looking away. ⠀ he couldn't quite help the grimace.) ⠀ listen, ⠀ man. ⠀ i don't care that you've got issues with your ex, ⠀ just ⠀ .. ⠀ (he

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ (it's all disadvantages when you work with dinosaur relics, ⠀ yeah.) ⠀ thing is, ⠀ smarty pants, ⠀ i can get some more water. ⠀ you can't get some more inmune system.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

[ Being one of the younger wolves definitely has no benefits. ]

I’ve dealt with worse. Worst that’ll happen is I’ll get a cold, and you’ll stay dehydrated.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ yeah, ⠀ thanks for that. ⠀ your abs are so salty and defined i almost forgot you avoiding the topic all week. ⠀ (rolling his eye, ⠀ slightly annoyed, ⠀ before leaning back upfront.) ⠀ don't play stupid, ⠀ chris.

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

⠀ ⠀ you're so lucky i won't throw this water on your for that. ⠀ (next movement: ⠀ banning tiktok from the workplace. ⠀ hellish app.) ⠀ though i should.

[CODE NAME: ORION @STARUNNR]

You’re so lucky we don’t have an HR— ow!

[ The bottle cap bounces off her forehead with a clack before falling to her lap. ]

Not interested, you can have him. Your alpha~!

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@STARUNNR #̱KELSIER. ⠀ WHAT DID SHE JUST SAYDSYSHFJGNRNRNRF

[cₒ—ᴰᴱ #̲ lɐʞɔɐɾ ˙˙ @archivistos]

@awarwithinhim ⠀ ⠀ you, ⠀ what? ⠀ (leaning back on the table, ⠀ one leg goes to rest on top of chris' own, ⠀ just to keep him from getting up.) ⠀ gonna keep ignorin' me after the thing with your ex's pic or what?