Ravikiran Srivastava

Curiouser and curiouser

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@IPAgency A fate deserved for the callous, purposeful destruction of human knowledge.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato Enjoy your new washrags.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato Did you happen to burn down a forest along with your trousers? I had meant to ask.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato Soon.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

I miss you, as well.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato It was a roundabout way of stating my desire to be elsewhere and preferably inebriated. I meant the whiskey you keep at my flat.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

I miss, quite dreadfully, the whiskey.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@IPAgency Don't you have some other inanity to broadcast? Get back to work!

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@IPAgency 'some sort of speech'? Have you vaguely literate baboons manning your mobile updates then? How do they fancy the prawns?

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@tweetjammer Thank you for providing an excellent example as to why microblogging is a poor idea-- it is notably read by other people.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato If they can't run as fast as he can, they're utterly finished.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato Excuse me?

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@tweetjammer It isn't my job to be 'easy to talk to'. If one desires to speak to me, they will or they won't. It makes no difference to me.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@ladytriple I fail to see how this is fun, then.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato This format hardly requires any actual approaching.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato 'more accessable'? Now what do you mean by that?

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@ladytriple It's a waste of time and ultimately pointless.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato Ha.

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato So what, then, could possibly require both my attention and that of 'everyone else' through this medium?

[Ravikiran Srivastava @archivyleague]

@grimpotato And what does anyone else have to do with whatever you theoretically would have to inform me of?