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[ShellShock™ @archmad_]

Excuse me? I am under no obligation to be the same person I was a year, month, or even 15 minutes ago. I have the right to grow. No apologies.

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! 🤯

@Arsenal have been voted The Media’s Most Influential Club of the Year. 🔴⚪️

They recorded the highest social media mentions and interactions, making them the most talked-about club of the 2025/26 season. 🔥

ℹ️ @Footysm

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

Everyone paid the price against Haaland... except him.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Marriage is realizing “clean” means two completely different things. 😂

[Nigeria Diasporans in UK 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @NDIUKCommunity]

Football Money ⚽️

[UBZ @Ultraballzone]

No DNA test needed. Ciro is the exact photocopy of Lionel Messi 😍

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

This woman makes 80 million dollars every year and we don’t even know her name 🫢

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Can’t lie though, Xhaka would be a good signing for Chelsea from a leadership POV. They need a cultural reset, and he’s already been through that process in his career. But I can’t stop laughing at the fact that they’re now where we used to be. That’s their Jorginho and David Luiz signing.

[Abdulmutalib Ozomata @AbduulMutalib]

I'll be launching BreezePost soon

[05.30x!🇳🇴🇯🇵- #14🏆 @fivethirtyDwun]

Because of his build, defenders manhandle him a lot and referees overlook it

[Muslim @Muslim]

🇲🇦 After scoring his first World Cup goal, Noussair Mazraoui advises Gessime Yassine to go home and pray to thank God

“You’re going to go home, perform your ablutions, and pray two rak’ahs. And you’ll thank Allah”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Visual representation of someone pretending to help whilst causing pain.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🏟️ Bournemouth are getting their stadium ready for Europa League football! ✅

They have to upgrade their stadium in order for it to be accepted by UEFA. 🏗️

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

Declan Rice giving props to Ghana for defending because they know they’re not as good as England which is normal in football.

Rodri would’ve filed a complaint to FIFA that Ghana should be disqualified

[ShellShock™ @archmad_]

@yeankhar Omo!
No be me them wan use act stranger things 😂

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

A lot of you actually fooled yourselves last season i can’t lie 😹

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Brotherhood somebody don betray us, who go tell this girl our secret 🙂‍↔️😭

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Julian Alvarez Update

If you remember, I stated there was another attacker I chose to keep anonymous. That player was indeed Julian Alvarez. The reason I said it was sensitive was because one of our players (Gyökeres) was potentially involved but let me just provide the facts for Arsenal fans. To my understanding the following statements are 100% factual.

• The players dream is Barca (personal terms agreed already)
• Barca have always wanted Julian to go public with his desire to force Atleti's position
• Atleti are adamant they will not to sell to Barca and would rather sell abroad but it wont stop Barca from trying
• PSG to my understanding left the race due to Campos / Enrique not wanting a player who doesn’t absolutely prioritise them but I wont be shocked if they return due to the players quality
• Julian has been a target for Arsenal since last summer
• After our group stage game Arteta made it clear we must atleast be in the race for the Argentine
• I can 100% confirm Atleti have interest in Viktor Gyökeres
• Andrea Berta has maintained contacts with the camp since last summer and has explored 'different structures & mechanisms' to bring Julian Alvarez to North London in the recent months…
• Reports about 'the English weather' being a reason Julian and his family would not return to England are absolutely false.
• The player would be very open to joining Arsenal and has directly told us should his dream to Barca become impossible
• Arsenal are yet to officially formalise their interest but Atleti are well aware of our interest.

The situation is chaotic but my role is to provide the absolute facts to the best of my knowledge in real time not predict the future. Its difficult enough tracking Berta and his 1000 spinning plates technique, its even harder when he silently speaks to ex-colleagues at Atleti with whom he has a lot of trust with but I have presented the facts. Genuinely feel a lot of relief talking about this all as its been exhausting to track for 14 months. I need to sleep now as I have been awake all night contacting sources 😂

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

Neymar was in America 🇺🇸 and they challenged him to Score from one rooftop of a building to the next building

Only 3 attempts.

If he makes it, they agree football is better than basketball 😂

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Artificial intelligence is getting dangerously close to perfection