Kevin Sherman

I firmly believe that the internet is not a truck

[Kevin Sherman @archmunster]

@NBCSports @Olympics is there a reason why you won’t show the two goals that got us to this tie? Is there some kind of an embargo or something? Makes no sense…who’s running this?

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@GraziaUK

[Kevin Sherman @archmunster]

9 shocking lies about orgasms. No. 5 is jaw-dropping, so says ⁦@GraziaUK⁩. Actually for me whats most shocking is the impact of lorem ipsum dolor on orgasms. And let’s not forget proin fermentum suscipit ligula. Shook me to my very core. https://t.co/GRR6xdh6Uk

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@Oreo the tension of these winner-take-all @Mariners and @Cubs series have been too much. Yesterday I had a full package of #mintoreos and they’re already gone. And I eat them slow - first the top, then the middle, then the bottom. Too much tension @MLB #MLBPlayoffs

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@MLB @MLBNetwork after one of greatest grittiest post season winner take all games, the first words from MLB network was to rip on the game and the players?? Like….what?? Forgetting that you work for MLB, where d’you get such a cynical misread of this incredible game! #Mariners

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@usopen #USOpen2025 congratulations @ChrissieEvert for winning the 2025 US Open!! So awesom — oh wait, what? Who won?

[Kevin Sherman @archmunster]

@xsimoneth @ABC @usopen No it isn’t. When I’m rooting for a player, I’m rooting for a player. I want them to win. I don’t want the other player to win. If the player I’m rooting for loses, then I’d clap for the winner out of respect. But not during the match.

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I wonder why the @abc announcers are so enamored with Krejcikova but have nothing positive to say about Townsend. @usopen #townsend #USOpen2025 hmmm….yeah i wonder

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@xsimoneth @ABC @usopen Why would an American crowd clap for Krijcekava?? What I mean is the tv announcers aren’t giving Townsend the credit she deserves for playing amazing tennis.

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@TheOpen If someone hits a hole in one and no one can see it, does it count?

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@Mariners All you Munoz bashers are missing the point. Think what we coulda done with the $200M+ we blew on the bust Julio. We need more bats, send Julio back down where he belongs. He’s barely average. Why on earth is he batting second??

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@Mariners @Mariners can we talk about Julio Rodriguez yet? How many games have we lost due to his lack of production? He’s not even that good of an outfielder. $200M+?? For this?? Come on - it’s ridiculous! #BenchJulioPlease

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@MarinersPR @Mariners How about benching or trading @JRODshow44? Did you pay 200M for a few singles and some fielding errors? He’s not worth the price. Get some bats. He needs another 5 years to develop. he’s killing our chances. He literally can’t hit a meaningful rbi to save his life.

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@Mariners @ROOTSPORTS_NW just overheard “mariners need to find a way to get clutch hits when they need them and they’ve done that today” oh really? 3-2, 11 hits and they’ve come thru with clutch hits today??? Score should be at least 6/7 runs. Your announcers need some bb lessons

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@Mariners I don’t understand why you use these three clowns in your broadcasts. They just got done talking about how Houston’s dominance is over while Houston is beating the Ms. are these guys even capable of calling the game in front of them???

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@Mariners I really don’t understand why you continue to use these guys in the booth like Aaron Goldsmith and Ryan Rowland-Smith who spend the entire time relaying these inane stories about baseball…instead of calling the dang game! Why???

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@MLB @Mariners @Mariners I’m your biggest fan but you might not want to lead with Julio like this.i mean sure he finally had a home run yesterday but he’s been dreadful. Certainly not worth the 200M he’s getting paid and definitely not the reason for this streak. #julioisabust #seattle

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@MLBNetwork it’s not hard to imagine the convos regarding Julio Rodriguez’s ridiculous 23 ranking in the #Top100RightNow list: “Let’s put a straw man at 24 (Merrill) and argue about his placement so we can ignore the indefensible Julio ranking who was average at best in 2024.”

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@FiveHeadClub @JamesTate121 To clear this up the porn star hush money case wasn’t dismissed. But maybe if you click your heals together and keep repeating that line it will come true.

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Look, don’t want to tell ⁦@espn⁩ ⁦@Alden_Gonzalez⁩ ⁦@JeffPassan⁩ how to do their jobs & write about one of best games in bb histry, but you kno ther wer 2 outs bottom 10 right? Might want to include that detail next time. Just a thought. https://t.co/Lwu5Oo9qUi