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@JamesGunn @Framestore The most amazing part of the film:

The post credit scene where Lex Luther soothes himself in prison by singing “killing me softly”

Brilliant work.

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@WRAL Please please please find out when they told these kids.

Can you imagine traveling across the state or states to move your child in to school, taking off of work, booking a hotel room, and then finding this out while in transit or in your hotel room?

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@BuschGardensVA Oh Cool!

I’d love to find an egg!

But, you know what I’d really like? Food that I buy in “Italy” to not be refrigerator cold.

If I pay more than a 5% service fee, do you think I could get it warmed up to room temperature? What would it take to get it to be hot?

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@BuschGardensVA Will there be a service fee, if we find one?

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@Malaprops @norawritesbooks Preordering will give you time to map out stores in the vicinity with restrooms.

@Malaprops doesn’t care enough about their customers to offer basic facilities. They want you to hang out, to buy drinks at their cafe. But, should you need a restroom, they’ll show you the door.

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@BuschGardensVA Is one the comically small portion of ice cream if you dare order a sugar cone? The just-above room temperature mozzarella sticks that you charge ridiculous prices for?

I don’t mind price hikes - but nobody should have to request that a small cone be filled or hot food be hot.

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@Malaprops Oh no! That means I’ll have to go hang out at one of those big chain stores that let people use their restrooms. Oh wait, that means I won’t have to interrupt my browsing & dignity to walk across the street and pretend to visit friends at the bar so I can use their restroom.

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@UNC_Press @hey_emhilly @Malaprops One of the great oversights of the ADA is that it doesn’t insist that public serving companies offer access to facilities - either to the general public or people with IBD. Nobody should support a store that doesn’t support its customers.

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@UNC_Press @Malaprops @hey_emhilly Sounds great! At least until an attendee needs to use a restroom. @Malaprops denies customers access. So, if you’re a book loving person with IBD, it’s best to attend virtually and buy through Amazon. Nobody should support a store that doesn’t support their customers.

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@Malaprops @emilybingham1 @wwnorton Wow, sounds exciting. I hope nobody in attendance had to use a restroom.

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@UWiscPress @Malaprops @meka_will_write @PoemsAndCake Just remember that malaprops doesn’t let customers use their restrooms. So, if you’re a book loving person with IBD it’s best to stay home, watch virtually and buy from Amazon.

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@rxoinc Your customer service rep hung up on my wife.

Hung. Up. On.

You want me to contact you?

We have.

The hall is in your court.

Do better. Deliver on your promises. The only portion of our transaction that was done right was the part where you accepted our money.

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@rxoinc @CrankieBomber I get the feeling your company doesn’t aim to provide any service.

They certainly don’t help when you call.

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@rxoinc Haha!

That’s hilarious.

Anywhere. Yeah. Your stuff could be anywhere.

As a customer, anywhere isn’t good enough. We need our stuff delivered here.

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@praveen_peddi @rxoinc @Samsung @SamsungUS If it’s true that they have the tech and the capability to deliver massive quantities of freight. Then it appears they simply lack the will to do so.

Maybe some of the people in charge at rxo should remember that connecting with companies means nothing if you ignore consumers.

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@rxoinc “We care so much, we copy and pasted this lovely reply”

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@rxoinc @jennyhunterdc That's funny, I was "locked in" for a December 6th delivery. Guess what, took the day off of work – got a notice around noon that it won't be coming today.

You guys came and took my old stove.

You'd think you'd bring the new one.

My kids like hot food, do yours?

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@rxoinc Oh, and there was no offer of a refund for our “installation.” Just a very friendly wave goodbye.

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@rxoinc Good news: Stove arrived.

Bad news: first crew took a part that was necessary for installation.

Worse news: the new crew didn’t offer to go get said piece. Instead left without installing.

So bad it’s comical news: the last crew took the anti-tip bracket we need to install.

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@rxoinc Apologies aren’t good enough. At this point you should be offering to refund us. Anything short of that is unacceptable.

You mess up our orders; you pick up before you’re able to replace a stove; you deliver but fail to install.

You owe us for a week and a half extra costs/food