alan

likes hash browns and naps. can teach you but has to charge. 'waste of a training number'. not jeremy. he/him/vaccinated.

[alan @arcl]

"hello it's the on call doctor"
"hi doctor, there's a pigeon on the ward"
"...it's the on call doctor?"
"i know doctor. there's a pigeon on the ward."
"...."
"...."
"...is the pigeon medically unwell?"

#thingsmedschooldidnotpreparemefor

[alan @arcl]

finding out (certain) trusts will only pay your backpay if asked for

[alan @arcl]

@drphiliplee1

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Did anyone else immediately think Liz was back from the dead

[alan @arcl]

@Neuro_Matt who knew matt would be such a size queen about gingers

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND I AM DOING JUST FINE

[pilar ★ @hiddlestain]

“i loved being a witch” #AgathaAllAlong

[SpectreSaunders @SpectreSaunders]

Agatha All Along: "I was falling... I loved being a Witch..."

Me:
#AgathaAllAlong #AgathaAllAlongBash

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

i understand her so deeply now

[alan @arcl]

@ali1m i have found the water machine in the department that dispenses ice chips and my life will never be the same again

[alan @arcl]

@ali1m it's basically a big puri isn't it

[alan @arcl]

@ali1m your life changes once you open your mind to the idea that pizza is basically just an open dumpling

[alan @arcl]

@ali1m fried is a classifiable asian food group

[alan @arcl]

@ali1m smash

[alan @arcl]

@Davemademedoit @Plyons251 @dob86 i like how you can all assume i know the clinical signs i apparently find?

[alan @arcl]

@clare_eliza @Beska and the BM is 10.9 on the vbg