Lix ✦

timebomb SWEEP

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

Idek if I prefer the h*zbin hotel song to the new TS album anymore atp

[silly alli @everydayalli]

take pedro with you

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

I wish cats could stay as kittens forever...

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

How does one even manage to do ts

[𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖗 ⟡.· @kaitzey]

GUYS IT TURNS OUT THEY STARTED 3 WEEKS AGO IM CRYING

[brandon* @brndxix]

just a truly incredible headline, one for the ages

[aeon ★ allie⁷ @dansthestelle]

oh. okay.

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

NOT eveb a month later is crazy 😭😭😭

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

Life is so unfair bro wdym oomf's only homework is to remember the Fr*nch alphabet??? Bitch you're 15 not 5

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

The way to go. 🙂

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

How do I tell this sweet looking father his son is dumb as hell

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

The fact this sentence is still incorrect is cracking mr UP

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

Fact is we would've preferred that they reuse these stories but with different characters 💔💔💔

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Pixar’s current movie slate:

• Hoppers — March ‘26
• Toy Story 5 — June ‘26
• Gatto — June ‘27
• Incredibles 3
• Coco 2

[‘ @ghstinu]

me liking every “donald trump is dead” tweet

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

Censoring dead but not tr*mp smh...

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

The White House: “Has anyone seen the president?”

JD Vance with a suspiciously Trump-shaped belly: “burrrrp”

[Lix ✦ @arclightl]

Ok but trish betyer not get pregmant tho, or else well have to wait 9 months...

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

“oh he’s not actually dead” “you guys are setting yourself up for disappointment” oh have we forgotten the importance of WHIMSY, of HOPE?

[★NDH★ (Pet Coms Open!!) @NateDHernandez]

what if he's pregnant

[charlie g - making boxtown🕵️‍♀️ @charliepgavin]

Is everyone legit experiencing a mass delusion right now