Orichan🐢

Ao3, Good Omen, Loki, SW, cdrama, Dune, manga - excuse the auto corrects. Too old for fandom discourses. Also has 🦋 acct: @arcnlumi

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Super big stretched this weekend! I finished and posted NEW chapter 24 of Programmer’s Guide to love!!!! #reylofic #reylo

I have been working on this for months… I will come back and put in post-scripts tmr. For now, enjoy! https://t.co/rr9mohQijJ

[Reylo_SixSentenceSunday @ReyloSss]

Big stretch!! Are we all ready to write some #ReyloSSS?

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

@rose_hikarub Thanks! Enjoy!!!

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Super big stretched this weekend! I finished and posted NEW chapter 24 of Programmer’s Guide to love!!!! #reylofic #reylo

I have been working on this for months… I will come back and put in post-scripts tmr. For now, enjoy! https://t.co/rr9mohQijJ

[Reylo_SixSentenceSunday @ReyloSss]

Big stretch!! Are we all ready to write some #ReyloSSS?

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Original prompt @reylo_prompts

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

@dark_alone I have bad news for you… even in the live stream for the show he talked about breaking hearts. 😢

Next show he will have a happy ending though.

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

@byshiyue @Qurbat_ I would say it looks like more ppl support ShenYue given she is gaining follows vs he is losing follows.

[𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔪✨ @_afterblossom_]

The Longing Lake

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Epilogue of Dead Garden is out!!! Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social #reylo #reylofic

⚠︎ too realistic depiction of tech workplace
★ Dev manager ben
☆ EPM rey
⚡︎ INSANE amount of CSS formatting
♡ I don’t do coffee chat -> happy ending

https://t.co/Ko78ASrUrn

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Last main chapter of Dead Garden is out!!! #reylo #reylofic

⚠︎ way too realistic depiction of tech workplace
★ Dev manager ben
☆ EPM rey
⚡︎ INSANE amount of CSS formatting
♡ I don’t do coffee chat -> happy ending
https://t.co/EqSGedoXLi

[𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔪✨ @_afterblossom_]

King Arthur/Nimue AU

[Ryan @ohryansbelt]

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown:

> 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in
> Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions
> All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client
> Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months
> The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done
> Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author
> Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper"
> When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams
> Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved
> When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance
> Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Chapter 6 for Dead Garden is out!!! Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social

⚠︎ way too realistic depiction of tech workplace
★ Dev manager ben
☆ EPM rey
♡ work enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ MORE INSANE amount of CSS formatting #reylo #reylofic

https://t.co/rz93IFr6wt

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Chapter 5 for Dead Garden is out!!! Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social as part of #rffa

⚠︎ depressed programmer ben
☆ EPM rey
♡ work enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ EVEN MORE INSANE amount of CSS formatting #reylo #reylofic

https://t.co/dpef3u6P8R

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

Chapter 5 for Dead Garden is out!!! Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social as part of #rffa

⚠︎ depressed programmer ben
☆ EPM rey
♡ work enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ EVEN MORE INSANE amount of CSS formatting #reylo #reylofic

https://t.co/dpef3u6P8R

[Arts From The Ranch @ratsandlove]

Reylo Labubu and Tycoco

[Kasiopea lost the Star Wars @KasiopeaArt]

Here it is. https://t.co/8MIhdXdsZv
Free download, no need to log in. PDF is huge - 1,33 GB (no wonder: over 300 pages and a 300 DPI print quality🙂) I would be very grateful if you would consider a coffee, even a smallest tip is important to me. Thank you❤️

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

DEAD GARDEN Chapter 4 is released. Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social as part of #rffa

⚠︎ depressed programmer ben
☆ EPM rey
♡ work enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ Insane amount of CSS formatting

https://t.co/5OHGf67yAU. #reylo #reylofic

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

@gucci Complete slob

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

DEAD GARDEN Chapter 3 is out. Written for @thetenderest.bsky.social

⚠︎ corporate menace ben
☆ thanks-in-advance rey
♡ email enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ Realistic immersive storytelling

https://t.co/clUiZnFGVR #reylo #reylofic

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

@twbyana 🥰🥰🥰

[Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi]

I wrote a new reylo fic!

Guys I wrote a new reylo fic

DEAD GARDEN

⚠︎ corporate menace ben
☆ thanks-in-advance rey
♡ email enemies-to-lovers
⚡︎ Immersive formatting

https://t.co/f08BpzzwAL