Arctic Crisis

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Ted Cruz found by cartel in Mexico. His attempt at escape failed. Cartels turned him in to international authorities. Cruz hated by all.

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One billion dollars still pocket change. Meanwhile, polar bears are boiling.

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Mr. Shoup delaying peace. Wants more debate.

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China wants Siberia. Russia wants Alaska. Everyone wants apologies.

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BREAKING NEWS: Norway considers one billion dollars pocket change

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Russian population and Chinese population very unhappy with war. Their friends are dying. Cease fire strongly encouraged.

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Russo-Chinese War at stalemate. 500,000 casualties on each side. Chinese soldiers dying from cold. Russians dying from bullets.

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USA disabled Russian missiles in Cuba. Nuclear war averted. Yay!

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Proposal to dissolve Russian Federation fails. Nuclear war imminent. Arctic in danger.

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Russian nukes have arrived in Cuba! They are enjoying the sunny weather and warm sand.

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UK and US support China in Russian invasion. US urges a ban on the use of nuclear weapons in this conflict.

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BREAKING NEWS: Conflict escalates. China invades Russia on land.

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Ted Cruz admits guilt! POTUS is truly a serial murderer.

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USA, UK, and China state that they will retaliate with nuclear bombs at Russia if Russia fires nukes at USA

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India joins Canada, Sweden, and Finland in the Peacemakers Council, refusing to weaponize and fire their nukes.

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Ted Cruz to be put on trial at International Court of Justice.

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Sweden and Finland to stop all trading activities with any country that trains a nuclear weapon on another country

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Denmark has found photo proof that Cruz killed Putin. With bloody knife in hand...

[Jon Shoup @jonfshoup]

@arctic_crisis Separated at birth???