✨hel✨

28. lesbian. 🇫🇮. occasionally funny. Argo's #1 fan. xenite, txf truther, along with whatever takes my fancy. minors dni

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

@fields_vc she'd be so kind and gentle but also firm and good at her job😭

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

ok but considering how easily horses get injured badly enough to die we can all deduce that on top of her human medical skillset, xena's obviously the original veterinarian as well. taking care of argo after battle and all that

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

@fields_vc she would be such a good vet!!!

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

trying to decipher if my persistent lower back pain is a womanly affliction or the first sign of old age knocking on my door

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

god I just wanna write a book about a heist to the british museum where everyone gets their stuff back

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

also my plant gathering ventures have gotten to the point where i could genuinely use a sickle

i wonder where i can get one

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

so there's a bunch of cow parsley at the cabin and apparently it's edible but it's also apparently similar to poison hemlock so y'know what, though I trust my plant identifying skills, I am NOT risking a grisly death

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

my scifi lesbian novel has now turned into cosmic and existential horror and when I tell y'all, I'm having the BEST time writing it

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

sitting in the garden and there's a bumblebee near me diving into a dandelion with the level of enthusiasm you'd want from someone eating you out like she is FULLY IN THERE

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

also honorable mention to Persepolis, ass-town

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

fun fact I cannot for the life of me consume any poetry or literature about Persephone because unfortunately, perse is ass in Finnish so I invariably read the name as ass-phone

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

all anyone had to do was not bring men into the lesbian label and YET

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

@ellisthemighty thank youuu I think it went well? Maybe???

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

this femme is going on a date

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

@guerrerafuego24 thank you!

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I just genuinely enjoy watching Xena kick the absolute crap out of men right after she taunts them

[sylvie ⚢ ☥ @femmepyr]

how it feels being an evil exclusionist lesbian because i won’t let people say we’re attracted to men

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

I like to wear button ups to dates cause it gives me control over how much cleavage I show like I can't go in boobs a-blazing but perhaps over the course of the evening, a button or two can be subtly undone....

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

also why does every astrology acc shit on capricorn moon/venus like wtf did we do

[✨hel✨ @arcticdite]

I stg whenever I pick up a lesbian book it winds up being one that nobody else has heard of FOR ONCE I would like to get into a book other people talk about