Arden Walker

Let me persuade you to follow my example and take a turn about the room. I assure you it is very refreshing.

[Arden Walker @arden_walker]

Just pulled this out of my Percy Pigs bag…

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You ever see a smile so genuine that it breaks your heart?

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My husband just told me where something was in the fridge with absolute confidence!

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@KevinMTaylor4 @lydiakauppi I was just about to send this to you and then I saw you’d already seen it!!

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Cheers to anyone setting their Halloween makeup with ~15 year old Ben Nye translucent powder this weekend.

[Arden Walker @arden_walker]

Don’t ever let a cricket play dumb with you. Crickets know exactly what they’re doing.

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@Hertz Your staff are giggling and spinning in their chairs while tired people with reservations wait in line. This is unacceptable. Our pickup time was 11:30pm and it is now 1:03am

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@Hertz it’s nearly 1am here at the Austin airport and your rude staff is not giving us any information. We made a reservation months ago and now we arrive to find you have no cars. What’s going on? Did you overbook?

[ranch pudding @i_need_eggs]

people don’t talk enough about how hard packing is when you have a bunch of small, magical items. lots of important sticks, sentimental pinecones…

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Thomas Becket and Samuel Beckett have always occupied the same place in my brain. Reading an article about Waiting for Godot I have a thought: “so tragic he was murdered in that church.”
I have to remind myself that that murder took place 736 years be for the playwright was born.

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@jgrand01 Good for you!

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@jgrand01 You should! Sounds like a good plan!

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@jgrand01 What about all the beautiful figure skating of the future??

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@cmclymer I saw you on TV!!

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@ShaneBeattyNews I’m so glad someone else noticed this!!

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So funny that I just had to ask a friend I’ve known since I was 4 for her email address.

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@LiZaOutlives can’t believe this is how I found out

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You would think the priest might be the logical choice but this is incorrect

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I hope everyone’s hot deacon is reading the part of Jesus tomorrow.

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@MaryAnnTeresa Miss you ❤️