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one of my toxic traits is that I think I know better than the recipe in most cases

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@Amanderpus I was being more generalized rather than specifically Down syndrome even tho that’s what the original tweet was talking about; I also don’t pay for twitter, so I can’t put every caveat into every tweet, especially since this is a very nuanced subject!

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I hate that people cannot understand that you can hold the (pro choice) opinion of:

- disabled people are people and deserve dignity and respect and a good life

AND

- I don’t want to create a child who is guaranteed to suffer if I can help it

[paige @BonerWizard]

grown adults on this website asking “would u abort me 🥺 👉👈”

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this is my reward for becoming 31 this week and also more specifically for teaching a 9 year old how to play his B major scale today

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a story in a few parts:

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:)

[LJP @lindiglo]

When Jack accurately guesses her weight as 127 lbs and it’s played like this is bad…any millennial without an eating disorder is a miracle tbh

[key 🇵🇸🌿 @elliesgun]

so many men can’t comprehend a woman being an equal to kratos because they don’t view any women in their lives as equals to them

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@wormymcwormersn there's a mechanic by me that i've gone to a few times that literally has a nail salon attached and you can get a free basic mani with your car service, its pretty nice honestly

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

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@laurenjesholmes one of my friends has had a variation of this haircut (similar curl pattern too i think) for years and i loved when she would occasionally use those gels that come in different metallic colors!! i'm sure that's not an everyday lol but that's a relatively easy temp change!

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almost made a very stupid and funny mistake when holding my vape pen and my water bottle (with straw) oh my god lmao

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money

US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA

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The god of war discourse reminds me of my husband being lightly confused for a moment a few years ago when I complained I had to play as a man in Witcher 3

[buggy 🌸 @pixie_girl3]

I've played primarily male characters my entire life without crying Omg y'all are miserable

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Why is she vagueposting lmao I can’t tell if this is on purpose for engagement or if something happened and she’s subtweeting like it’s 2014 or just being FB boomer on here

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Why has the mayor been tweeting in such a weird cadence the past day or two like Cherelle are u ok girl??