spongebob millionaire

she/ her

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tinkle time with tim the tinkle man taylor

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Twitter used to feel like a safe little corner and now I am scared of it for some reason so if you need me I will be on the much cozier app that is Instagram

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my coworker said it’s funny when people tell you they are interested in musical theatre because you always already knew lmao

[jonah @HannahRaeMcF]

really enjoying everyone’s wrapped this yr especially how everyone has at least one Phoebe Bridgers song in their top five

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ITS SPOTIFY WRAPPED TIME AGAIN

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Should I subscribe to the New York Times?

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Every year I do my taxes and then forget I did my taxes and then I file for FAFSA and think oh shit did I do my taxes?? But I did. I do every year. In conclusion I do not trust myself

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This is just Twilight

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Am I all the sudden in a better mood or are the hydros kicking in?

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my cat keeps taking breaks from eating dinner to come snuggle me and then goes right back to eating is she trying to make me cry

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can’t wait to fuck these up and tweet “no❤️” back at myself

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oh is making vegan edibles my career path?

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@spicy_butthole so cute love you

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just did a facial steam while listening to guided meditation and i have reached transcendence

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All I really remember is at one point, my sister came out of the house with rain boots on to guest star on the show, and read the entirety of a composting toilet building tutorial in an Italian accent as a segment I guess

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Just remembered that when I lived with my sister in high school, my niece and nephews and I would put on a whole show we called “shuck corn or die” whenever my sister would make corn on the cob for dinner and asked us to go outside and shuck the corn

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@spicy_butthole What the fuck???!

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@Gaven_Mo well stop

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

powerpoint presentation of my insecurities

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Finally bought straight leg pants not skinny jeans so I am growing