Arden

God bless Beyonce.

[Ali @himynamesali]

I love my friends! @ardenseviltwin @iamlizwilliams

[WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism]

I don’t need fimesin imagine if there were no men!! who would mow all the lawns and make sure i was nervous on public transport sometimes??

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

"You spanked me and tickled me! All I did was poke your eye." @himynamesali

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

"I just really hate men right now and I don't know if it's because my tummy hurts or..." @himynamesali

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

@CaptainChelio YOU are the best roommate! Any chance you're looking to move back to bloomington lol

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

#FightingWithMyRoommatesSoIGottaStayWithTheBaeProblems

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

"I didn't think you were an asshole really. I mean, you could have been nicer..." @himynamesali

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

This is the child who woke me up at 430 am because he "has trouble sleeping."

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

Do not let @iamlizwilliams talk you into playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

@alehahaha I did. I signed up to win free tickets a few months ago #guessididntwin

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

@alehahaha god damn it I wanna be at antiques roadshow

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

I just realized I have no idea where Baltimore is

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

@alehahaha ITS TOO GOOD #godisreal

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

When I upset @himynamesali, she calls me a dweeb

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Hey macho bullies w chips on your shoulders- you're coming off really gay

[☀️♈️Fathers Against Gay Society 🌑♓️ @langston_120]

The fact that people actually prepare for a zombie apocalypse is enough proof to me that y'all got too much damn money.

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

I live for @himynamesali's half-asleep goodnight phone calls 😘❤️😘❤️

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

Another shout out to the bull frog that just gave me a heart attack when it jumped at me while I was thinking about being murdered

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

shout out to the birds living in my Aunt's garage that took a shit on my copy of 30 Rock season 4

[Arden @ardenseviltwin]

I just really fucking love Laverne Cox