Ian McKenzie

Author, Presenter, Learning Facilitator, Photographer, Entrepreneur, Actor.

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You can't have everything . . . , where would you put it?

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Why is it taht rain drops but snow falls?

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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All people have the right to stupidity, but some abuse the privalege.

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I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

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