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[adept @adeptxo]

opened her raiderio and saw her pushing with bdaddyk

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ Steam is hosting malware again, this time in a custom map for the game MECCHA CHAMELEON

Loading the map quietly writes a Windows command file into the player's Documents folder, which then opens PowerShell in an invisible window and tries to download a second script from a server.

The dropped file was recovered. The second stage 404'd, so nobody knows what it does yet. We're working on that.

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@sandiecane_ preach

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Ardi @ardi1g]

As a dog returneth to his vomit, So a fool returneth to his folly.

Proverbs 26:11

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@nihilistnrcotik canon event

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@Avillani89 In 2025 there were a few prescription drugs that were given a consumer out of pocket cap, curious how these two things are going to mingle

[JT @jiratickets]

How me and claude “collaborate” on the work I’m paid a salary for

[thedealsguy @thedealsguy_]

FREE DUNKIN ICED MITTEN WITH DRINK PURCHASE

On Feb 20 after 10am, buy any iced beverage and get a FREE Dunkin' mitten while supplies last and stores are expected to have around 20 mittens each 🤩���️

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[MRLUST @MrLustFn]

girlfriend:
- long response time
- needy
- could leave you for somebody else
- usually short

360 hz monitor:
- 1ms response time
- will never leave
- will never cheat
- height adjustable
- always reliable

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@BlueMoonBrewCo my cats a big fan, do you have any cat beds

[ٍ @horsepower]

The Honda Fit can have a little diesel as a treat here and there.

[Vadim Yuryev @VadimYuryev]

Update: The M4 MacBook Air is now only $750 brand new on Amazon.

R.I.P. Windows Laptop market..

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@pathofexile Spectres would permanently die to this in PvP from the hideout arena. I learned this the hard way when i challenged someone to a duel in my arena and killed his spectre valued at 2 div. Paid him back but that sucked

[Ardi @ardi1g]

Twitter making me pay $8 to make a long post is nuts

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

"When the baby emerges from the placenta it absorbs Tylenol residue from the esophagus. If that happens near a WiFi router anyone in the room who is vaccinated is pretty much guaranteed to catch autism" - RFK Jr

[Ardi @ardi1g]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Day

[ΛSH @sharpshooterash]

This is why I struggle to trust other creators sometimes. Posts can be fakes, opportunities—fake, just like the creators themselves. I hope nothing but the best for those who are truly out there to bring good things towards others.

[Ardi @ardi1g]

The devil didnt go down to georgia, she was already there