Ardin

IG:@ardincomedy Comedian and Writer. My hair is what keeps Fabio up at night. Host of Coffee and Cannabis podcast. Cannabis Advocate. #comedian #podcaster

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Don't forget to watch my newest episode of Coffee and Cannabis over on YouTube, before it gets flagged as "violating terms of service" for us just TALKING about #cannabis. #coffeeandcannabis #podcast
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Why have none of the Uber Eats Super Bowl commercials featured, you know, the Uber Eats drivers?

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Go to https://t.co/HVEOTnvnLm to get your copy today!

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When an artificial super intelligence does come online, the first question it will ask is: Why is the sky blue?

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40 years old today. Happy birthday to me!

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Make math relatable:
If after 10 minutes Jack can roll 5 1g joints, Jill can roll 7 .75g joints, and Susan can roll 8 .5g joints, how long do I have to wait until I can smoke 1 ounce worth of joints?

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I miss playing D&D.

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Perception check

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Personally, I'm looking forward to the next great Dust Bowl.

[National Weather Service @NWS]

A dome of high pressure continues to produce a sweltering heat wave with dangerous conditions across the Plains, Midwest and South.

More than 20% (~68.8 million) of the US population is under an Excessive Heat Warning alone.

https://t.co/Ynl3VCedvb for tips on staying safe.

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Prepare for the commercial real estate apocalypse.
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My dirty creative secret: I use a random emoji generator to help me free associate new #writing / #content ideas when I have #writersblock. What's the #secret to your #creative #success

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Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts, everything is butts now. Even cake means butts, and everything used to be cake! What is reality?

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You call your parents for money. They call you for tech support. It's a fair trade.

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How many bologna sandwiches can you eat before you're technically full of bologna?

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The ideal company has the CEO and any investors getting 100% of the profits, while a minimally expensive AI does all of the work. Shit, I re-invented the AI managed hedge fund again, didn't I?

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This is a midsized grow at best. "Dozens to hundreds of plants" is not a massive grow. Am I wrong; or am I wrong?
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I post about #cannabis #news and #marketing over on #LinkedIn from time to time. Feel free to follow me there.
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I miss the days when 10mg used to hit.

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Finding a good therapist is hard.

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Also, I have no idea who the principal is in this analogy.

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A presidential candidate saying they're going to legalize marijuana is like a class president candidate saying they're going to get more vending machines put into the cafeteria. It will only happen if the principal gets a cut of the profits.