ardip

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

Dumfries
Konate
Bernardo
Cucurella
S****a
Enzo Fernandez
Olise

This is a 10/10 window, we are winning it all.

[~clxtch @ney2maa]

R9, the greatest striker calls him the GOAT. Zidane the greatest midfielder calls him the GOAT. Maldini, the greatest defender calls him the GOAT. Neuer the greatest GK calls him the GOAT. Guardiola, the greatest manager calls him the GOAT.

Seriously, has there ever been a more consensus GOAT in any sport ever?

[Sergio🇪🇸 @SergioCSKx]

More comments on posts that mock Messi than Goals or assists at the last two WCs😭😭😭

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I know he annoyed TF out of his kidnappers 😭

[Kane Ballon D’or @lwngbaa]

😂😂😂😂

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

📲🚨 Paolo Maldini on IG: "No words needed, simply the BEST." 🐐

[The Man in the Black Pyjamas @pyjamas_black]

Yeah he was up front for Portugal

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨All the stars have been shining at the World Cup:

9.0 - Kane (2 goals)
9.7 - Messi (3 goals)
9.0 - Vazinha (7 saves)
9.0 - Mbappé (2 goals)
9.2 - Haaland (2 goals)
9.9 - Ronaldo (90 minutes)

[Antonio Vitiello @AntoVitiello]

#Scaroni: "So che Gerry Cardinale seguiva da tempo #Amorim.
Io poi confido che Gerry #Cardinale abbia un suo magic touch nella scelta degli uomini, lo ha dimostrato tante volte nella
sua vita e spero che anche questa volta sia davvero un magic
touch" (ANSA)

[MC @CrewsMat10]

The last time Cristiano Ronaldo scored a non-penalty goal at the World Cup, Lionel Messi had only 5 Ballon d’Ors and no international trophies.

Lionel Messi now has 8 Ballon d’Ors and 4 international trophies, including a World Cup.

[Real App @realapp]

What a start to the World Cup 🔥

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Thierry Henry on Cristiano Ronaldo’s performance against Congo:

“The team needs to score, not YOU need to score..."”

[pilar @pilardarkflatt]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🇵🇹

Em homenagem a Diogo jota Portugal decidiu botar um morto de atacante , emociona!!!!

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

CR7 Days From Retirement vs Portugal

Evitable. 🐐

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Goals and assists in the last 8 World Cup matches:

Lionel Messi — 13
Cristiano Ronaldo — 1 (penalty)

Turning up when your nation needs you most isn’t for everyone.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Ronaldo response to Haaland, Mbappe and Messi’s masterclass earlier today🥶

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“And there’s the perfect opportunity for Ronaldo at the near post”

[Tottenham Hotspur @Spurs_PT]

Nosso capitão Romero ajudou a assegurar o clean sheet da Argentina enquanto o 10 fez o restante do trabalho.